PeeperStorm on 7/7/2009 at 01:09
Quote Posted by Sulphur
I don't know about the OP, but the topic's as good as any, so anyway... here's this list of exquisite unintentional double entendres I got in the mail, courtesy of bored colleagues who thought I'd appreciate this sort of thing, which I do.
From an interview with a former president -
Bob Schieffer: "Sir, about these advisors, will these be in-house advisors?"
Richard Nixon: "No, they will these be out-house advisors."
Stitch on 7/7/2009 at 01:47
Quote Posted by gunsmoke
Wow. Singing Dancing Moose...Wow. How do you think up this stuff? :)
Divebombing shitty threads is only charming if that isn't all you fucking do these days. OnionBob used to actually give enough of a shit to share his music and artwork, believe it or not!
Shug on 7/7/2009 at 03:23
come home onionbob :(
Tocky on 7/7/2009 at 04:23
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
When I was a kid I did a 8mm film about aliens landing on earth. Unfortunately they were egg shaped and thier craft carton shaped and they landed next to another carton of regular eggs. The silent medium lent itself well to the drawn expressions of the inquisitive, friendly, and gradually more confused and angrier aliens as they attempted first contact. It degenerated into yelling faces and ended poorly as it was breakfast time and the reaching hand was distracted. Screaming and horrified faces and then x x eyes on the empty shells followed.
I haven't thought of that in a bazillion years. Thanks.
Stitch on 7/7/2009 at 04:56
^^^would watch said film
june gloom on 7/7/2009 at 05:10
Seconded.
Sulphur on 7/7/2009 at 06:14
Quote Posted by Singing Dancing Moose
Greasy Amoral Pork Squelch
^^ The tale of how we ended up with Swine flu. Please for the love of Christ all of you use a condom next time you do things like this.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. IF YOU SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES, SOMETHING MIRACULOUS WILL HAPPEN ON YOUR SCREEN. PRESS CONTROL-F5 TO SEE IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENS, BUT IT REALLY WORKS.
henke on 7/7/2009 at 09:56
Beautiful. :)
Koki on 7/7/2009 at 10:19
so
fucking
old
