theBlackman on 6/7/2009 at 19:55
VARNING: MinnySoda Compewtr Virus
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Kolya on 6/7/2009 at 20:29
Ahahaha, those crazy Norsemen, eh? What will they come up with next? ONE HAS TO WONDER!
Sulphur on 6/7/2009 at 20:39
I don't know about the OP, but the topic's as good as any, so anyway... here's this list of exquisite unintentional double entendres I got in the mail, courtesy of bored colleagues who thought I'd appreciate this sort of thing, which I do.
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Tea Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
Gorgonseye on 7/7/2009 at 00:07
Hey guys I'm back.
Guys...? You there?
Singing Dancing Moose on 7/7/2009 at 00:21
lol sulphur i know what you mean! one time i was watching fox 11 (it's on 32 if you have cable . . . but the station ads still say 11) and the guy who does the local news was reporting on the lilac festival but he accidentally said:
"Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But FUCK human pussy! I fuck dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I fuck them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds! Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds. I'll eat pork rinds with god. Post something better then. Divebombing shitty threads is only charming if that isn't all you fucking do these days. Your post is quite the charismatic low-point in this thread so far."
lol he was red, they cut back to the anchors and they were trying not to laugh. i think that guy does the weather now, careful don't mess it up! some of us have to drive to work in the morning ha ha ha :laff:
Scots Taffer on 7/7/2009 at 00:30
gunsmoke on 7/7/2009 at 00:43
Wow. Singing Dancing Moose...Wow. How do you think up this stuff? :)
