An elf walks into a bar... - by Rug Burn Junky
Rug Burn Junky on 30/7/2009 at 19:31
...exam.
Right now, Starfall is in a giant room surrounded by other future lawyers, stressed to the max and writing until her hand falls off, finishing up the third day of the torturous California State Bar Exam.
When she's done, she had damn well better be going out and getting drunked up as soon as she walks out the door, but eventually she's going to sober up and realize it's over.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE DONE!
Is it too late for you to take my advice and do something else besides be a lawyer? ;-)
SubJeff on 30/7/2009 at 21:30
Wooooo!
I hope you had good luck with it Starr.
howie on 30/7/2009 at 21:35
Congratulations. What type of law will you practice?
Scots Taffer on 30/7/2009 at 21:44
I can't wait til Starreh breaks some Colonel who eats breakfast 800 yards from people who are trained to kill him and wins the case and gets the girl and rules the school.
Gingerbread Man on 30/7/2009 at 21:59
THIS HAS BEEN A VERY DIFFICULT WEEK NO TEN WEEKS WAIT NO ELEVEN HOLKY FUCKS
ps my baby girl you are my anchor and my sails and my poop deck. lol poop deck. :D
<3u4eva
Turtle on 30/7/2009 at 22:23
There sure as fuck better be cookies!
(Hint, Hint GBM)
Shug on 30/7/2009 at 22:24
Objection Your Honour, clearly leading the witness towards depravity in her vulnerable state.
Gingerbread Man on 30/7/2009 at 22:48
OVERFUCKINGRULED SIR :mad:
Aja on 30/7/2009 at 22:50
I especially liked the opening joke.
starfall, congrats :D
rachel on 30/7/2009 at 23:00
I see, all a clever trick to get your very own BIASED lawyers TO THE HAGUE and CONFUSE everyone.
Well this WILL NOT BE. I will also get my OWN laywery-speaking persons, and we WILL PREVAIL. You won't stand a CHANCE.
o hai starreh :thumb: