Almalexia is a psycho

Forsythe on 23/3/2003 at 21:34

[internal dialogue]Hrm... must make a note to further modify ceeb's CIA file...[/internal dialogue]
Oh, ha-ha, very funny, no, I *beep* am not a computer *beep*.
[internal dialogue]Must also note to eliminate contractor who 'patched' my voicebox routines[/internal dialogue]

Forsythe on 23/3/2003 at 21:40

Jordana: Well y'see, it takes awhile to *ahem* break new "users" in ;)

Ania: I've found, from observation, that it's easier to mask that portion of my life; co-workers of mine who haven't have been quietly shifted out the door. Corporations (especially big ones) don't like any sort of hint of "alternative" lifestyles. :rolleyes: Damned puritanical, if you ask me.

Easy enough to make "sessions" more secure though... small but sturdy locks ;)

ceebs on 23/3/2003 at 21:42

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You look very wholesome in these pictures, Forsythe. Who'd have thought it.

It's always the quiet ones, look at (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/673348.stm) John Major

Forsythe on 23/3/2003 at 21:46

S'true, John Major was a 'whip' ;)

Jordana Chal on 23/3/2003 at 21:49

Oh, it gets worse:

"All Forsythe users are encouraged to do their Forsythe work in kerberized sessions for the stronger protection they provide."

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :weird:

I haven't laughed this much since...well, earlier in this thread.
Oh yes, BTW, Forsythe, forgot to say, nice piccies :) Loved the don't drink and drive t-shirt.
My turn now, I think. I'm currently digging through my photo albums for a reasonable (recent) picture. I'll send it to Ania as soon as I do. I've already come up with an absolutely adorable pic taken with my sister when I was about seven. I look so cheeky and mischievous on it.

ceebs on 23/3/2003 at 22:00

If you look (http://www.strikertools.com/) here

it looks like the moderators have opened the auction early

Jordana Chal on 23/3/2003 at 22:22

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Originally posted by Forsythe
Jordana: Well y'see, it takes awhile to *ahem* break new "users" in ;)

Er, well, not according to this, actually:

"Making a secure connection to Forsythe is a simple task."

:angel:

Forsythe on 23/3/2003 at 22:25

It's not how you make the connection, it's what you do with it ;)

Lacerta on 23/3/2003 at 22:26

And how long you can keep it up for :angel:

ceebs on 23/3/2003 at 22:31

Oh well at home I can keep it up for 2 hours before I get kicked off.

At work I can keep it up forever:cheeky: