37637598 on 24/5/2007 at 16:33
Here's how my wednesday night went.
I was chillin with my brother, girlfreind, and his girlfreind, and drinkin a little bit of Captain Morgan w/ Shasta Coke. We were just all sittin there and the girls were talkin and laughing and then they turn to us and say "You guys need to get famous so we can go on shopping sprees!"... We say, ok, under 1 condition. You gals have to make out. Of course they're both 'Good' little girls so we got one of those "NO we will not!"
A bit later, they were discussing how they could make money and what they want to do for a job. Somehow the idea of making a lesbian prono website came up. Drinks later we were running low on rum, and ideas for drinking games... I then suggested body shots. Everyone agreed so of course, I give each girl a shot and put it between their tits and tell 'em to shoot off eachother. They actually fucking did! Then, I laid my girlfreind down and put a shot glass in her mouth, the other girl took it, so... I thought i'd make it a bit more interesting. I told her to close off the back of her throat and open her mouth, I then poured the shot into her mouth for the other girl to take. She did, and the more of those they did, the more it turned into a kiss each time. After about 10 of those, the girls decided they're gonna take a SHOWER!?!? Wow, thats fast paced!
When they got out, we all laid down on the floor talking about what all had happened. They then started talking more about doing a porn website, so... Me and my brother told them that the only way someone is gonna pay for their porn, is if they are good and practiced. They were all over eachother at that point. They started making out and I thought it was gonna be left at that, but noOooo. then off comes the shirts, they're kissing all over eachother, kissing and suckin eachothers tits, banging eachother, moaning! WTF! then after like 20 straight minutes of that, they stop and say "OK, we'll save the rest for next time"!!!
My girlfreind, kissing another girl... Wow... Thank you god, I won't steal anymore! I guess my point is, my girlfreind had me convinced that she was 0% lesbian/bi... 0 %!!!!! and then all of the sudden, she's ALL OVER this other girl!!! Guys, thay all have it in em... and with the right alchahol and the right music, she'll express it. DAMN im still so fuckin drunk, im typing this at work. I was up drinkin until 7:30am and had to be to work at 9:00. It was worth it.
well gents... and ladies... there ya have it.
OnionBob on 24/5/2007 at 16:38
dont post threads
dj_ivocha on 24/5/2007 at 16:39
Posting in an epic <strike>blog</strike> thread.
So because your girlfriends do it, everyone else does it too. Got it.
Spitter on 24/5/2007 at 16:43
next stop: you taking it up the bum from your brother???
D'Juhn Keep on 24/5/2007 at 16:44
Dear Penthouse, I never thought things like this really happened, bu-
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Fingernail on 24/5/2007 at 16:52
My girlfreind
Briareos H on 24/5/2007 at 16:53
she is totally bi
BrokenArts on 24/5/2007 at 17:01
Happens to me all the time. :p
Gorgonseye on 24/5/2007 at 19:06
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