Evil Spoon on 13/9/2006 at 02:21
Recently, several disturbed individuals accosted me in the super market and proceded to beg me to write them a song about alien abduction for the cacophony of bellicos shrieking set to a choir of cats being sodomized by chainsaws which they refer to as "our band".
Am I a song writer? no. a musician? no. So why me? Apparently the fore-mentioned disturbed individuals thought otherwize, for whatever reason.
long story short I agreed, and because I feel fine folks like yourselves could appriciate something like this, I've decided to share my progress.
Brace yourselves, dear readers.
Alien Abductee Song
Sleeping face down on the lawn, bleeding from your anus. Its not your fault, they've chosen you.
Impanting things into your brain and disecting your testicles, dont be afrade, they've chosen you.
(chorus) Alien abductee, they only want to know just how we work, theres absolutly no need, to be, a jerk, they only want to know just how we work.
Writhing on the floor, having seizures by the microwave, its ok, they've chosen you.
Screaming obcinitys at the cat, making insane phone calls to the FBI, put down the knife, they've chosen you.
(chorus) Alien abductee, they're tracking you with the chip inside your head. you think the avon lady wants to see, you dead. Tracking you with the chip inside your head
Plead to the world with your cardboard sign, leave all your worldy possessions behind. (chorus) They know our weakness.
Make your self a tinfoil hat, attack the bushes with a bat, they're hiding in the trees.
The Trees
THE TREES
(guitar solo)
thank you for your time
Aerothorn on 13/9/2006 at 02:41
I think you failed on the second part of your edit:P
Low Moral Fiber on 13/9/2006 at 03:52
Wha-ha-hey! Watch out Ray Stevens, Evil Spoon is gunning for you!
Gingerbread Man on 13/9/2006 at 04:23
That reminds me... If anyone's still got a copy of those Alien Raiding Party tunes I made years ago, I'd love it if you'd email me them. I lost the originals in a drive crash two computers ago. I think I sent "ARP Anthem" and "Big Bad Probe" and "Arkansas Road" to someone or other, may have been Noid. And maybe "Hey, Scully"
If I wasn't such a stupid cocksucker, I'd just remix and rerecord, but a) I can't find some of the original tapes and b) my brother's more or less been the de facto owner of my little multitracker for a couple of years as I am too scattabrain to get it back.
Really like the ARP Anthem back, if nothing else.
PigLick on 13/9/2006 at 09:21
multitracks are so early 90's man.
Gingerbread Man on 13/9/2006 at 18:42
This WAS early 90s.
Turtle on 13/9/2006 at 20:49
I feel cheated that there's not a link to Mudvayne performing this lyrical travesty.
You'll be hearing from my mom.
fett on 13/9/2006 at 21:15
That song makes me wish I was an alien.
Martin Karne on 13/9/2006 at 23:43
Yeah someone needs an alien to english dictionary now.
Spell-o-meter out of scale.
