Matthew on 9/10/2006 at 21:34
How would you represent the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Plus, d'you think many Christians, 'batty' or otherwise would like to insult an image of Jesus?
newphase on 9/10/2006 at 21:37
Quote Posted by Matthew
How would you represent the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Plus, d'you think many Christians, 'batty' or otherwise would like to insult an image of Jesus?
if they want to get to their holiday destination, they prolly would... :ebil:
as for the FSM... maybe a bowl of spaghetti cunningly suspended from a sky-hook with invisible fishing line?
ercles on 9/10/2006 at 22:45
Quote Posted by newphase
lol
the best thing for airport security would be:
At every boarding gate, place statues/images of jesus, allah, mohammed - every major religious figure... then in order to be allowed to board, you must insult the icons of religion; like "fuck the lot of you wankers"
No batty muslim crease would dare :D
A quick FYI, muslim "allah" = christian "god", good look making a statue of him. Also I'm hoping you just don't realise how incredibly insulting it is to muslims just to create the likeness of Mohammed, not to mention insult the guy.
Mingan on 10/10/2006 at 02:49
Quote Posted by ercles
A quick FYI, muslim "allah" = christian "god", good look making a statue of him. Also I'm hoping you just don't realise how incredibly insulting it is to muslims just to create the likeness of Mohammed, not to mention insult the guy.
indeed. Remember the mega fuckup that was those mohammed-oriented comic strips? Most Muslims were not pissed because Mohammed 'wore a bomb', but simply because it was a "depiction" of him, which is totally forbidden.
TTK12G3 on 10/10/2006 at 02:58
Quote Posted by Mingan
indeed. Remember the mega fuckup that was those mohammed-oriented comic strips? Most Muslims were not pissed because Mohammed 'wore a bomb', but simply because it was a "depiction" of him, which is totally forbidden.
Come on guys, that wasn't so bad.:rolleyes:
Mingan on 11/10/2006 at 03:27
Well, I could suppose they were making their daily physical activities when thrashing some ambassies and demonstrating. What a bunch of healthy people, all walking together in the streets....
duckman on 11/10/2006 at 05:25
I don't get why they don't just add a seperate bomb proofed compartment on the bottom of the plane for luggage, and have people go on the plane with nothing except the cloths on their back. Or better yet, within this bomb proofed area, have small lockers you rent for your luggage which the passangers put in themselves to prevent lost luggage. At least if a bomb were to go off, the bottom of the plane, where the bomb-proofed area would be, would be the only part damaged, the passangers, pilots, and engines would be fine. And ffs, keep the pilot door locked. This is of course, if everyone is paranoid enough to do this...
Matthew on 11/10/2006 at 08:50
Of course, locking the cockpit door gives a good excuse for potential hijackers to threaten the lives of cabin crew/passengers to force the pilots to open it, but hey!
newphase on 11/10/2006 at 22:24
Quote Posted by Taffer_Boy_Elvis
Why do Brits/Aussies say names that end in an A say them like there's an R at the end? Like Al Kyder, Madonner. I don't get it, but maybe someone with some linguistic skills can point me in the right direction.:confused: That video was funny though, Convict :)
I hardly think that Utah has any grounds to comment on its Mother Tongue (English - as there is no such language as american)
I think that your observation is complete b0ll0cks and that you must have only heard 3 aussies and 4 brits talking... ever.
oooh aaarrrrrr :ebil:
newphase on 11/10/2006 at 22:26
Quote Posted by ercles
A quick FYI, muslim "allah" = christian "god", good look making a statue of him. Also I'm hoping you just don't realise how incredibly insulting it is to muslims just to create the likeness of Mohammed, not to mention insult the guy.
To be honest, I was kidding.
To be even more honest, I do not care.
FYI Allah is not a christian god and you need to *bone-up* on your theology and religious history.
