henke on 1/12/2006 at 06:58
Quote Posted by Turtle
That looks gross.
That's coming from a guy who once ate half a package of Jerky Chews before realizing they were dog treats.
I hear they make dog treats out of bull's penises nowadays. I'm not kidding.
edit: (
http://www.ferretstore.com/pizzles.html)
logical conclusion: Turtle likes bull penis
scumble on 1/12/2006 at 16:00
That Joke in one of the Futurama eps seems more amusing now:
Quote:
Futurama is brought to you by...
Glagnar's human rinds! They're a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Cruster on 1/12/2006 at 17:07
Quote:
Beef Pizzle Sticks are hard chews that dogs love. Made from 100% bull penis, Pizzle Sticks are all natural, 100% digestible and contain no additives.
The hard chew becomes moist as it becomes wet making it an excellent chew to remove plaque and tartar buildup of your dogs teeth. No two bulls are created equal, so
girth of pizzle sticks may vary.
Mah pizzle is bigger fo' shizzle.
Turtle on 1/12/2006 at 18:43
Quote Posted by henke
logical conclusion: Turtle likes bull penis
You misunderstand, sir.
Jerky Treats is an actual product, made from long since before they introduced the wang to my dog.
Inline Image:
http://www.petco.com/Assets/product_images/4/4152241160B.jpgI may love the cock, just not the dead animal cock.
You're thinking of Scots.
Shayde on 1/12/2006 at 21:01
Quote Posted by Turtle
I may love the cock, just not the dead animal cock.
So it's just the live rhino semen you have a taste for then?
Turtle on 1/12/2006 at 21:09
It's just the thrill of getting it out of them, really.
Shayde on 1/12/2006 at 21:31
"The Rhino and the Turtle"
Moralistic children's story or filthy cross-species bestiality smut?
I think it has potential either way.
OnionBob on 1/12/2006 at 23:55
ZB hangs out at all the classy joints
th|3f on 2/12/2006 at 00:15
Yeah I'm pretty sure that stuff would go straight to your thighs.
And by "go straight to your thighs" I mean kill you.
