addink on 31/5/2009 at 11:59
Dammit fett, nobody forgot about the RL injunction. Have you forgotten about the '84 finals? Sawyer v. Crane? Offspring will now controlled by the mother for 4380 turns. Effectively doubling the score for any RL affected female.
In the mean time all males are still sitting on one hand. :mad:
*rolls dice*
*moves bishop to Tennessee Avenue*
argh
Tocky on 31/5/2009 at 20:06
Yeah dangit. I could have donned the impervious armor of male stupidity but it takes so many velocity points each turn that you never get anywhere. Instead I shall don the holy sheet of confusion and move three paces to ambiguity junction invoking the wrath of sunshine lest rain reveal me.
*rolls dice*
I got a rock.
june gloom on 31/5/2009 at 22:51
hi guys how do you play this game
fett on 31/5/2009 at 23:36
Because you began with that question, you must stand on one leg and recite the bishop's veneration of sponges (version 2.2 don't forget) whilst we all throw shooter marbles at your groin. You are exempt if you choose to play as a woman but note above that I've already enacted the RL injunction and that way is gonna be a bitch (no pun intended...).
june gloom on 1/6/2009 at 00:24
Does it matter if I use my middle leg to stand on?
addink on 1/6/2009 at 07:59
No, but if you choose to play as a woman that would be awkward.
And don't forget if you're playing as a male: apart from standing on one leg, you also have to sit on one hand.
No coupons!
Queue on 1/6/2009 at 15:42
When in doubt?
Rub it with fried chicken. P-o-u-l-t-r-y-g-e-i-s-t. Fried chicken.
rachel on 1/6/2009 at 18:28
Two in One with the Fourth in check and Seven on the Roll, the stegausorus is pulverized and I get the No-Fly Zone Vortex over the Museum, allowing me to leave my 24 velocity points left on the spot to whoever rolls a thirteen, and retire from the game with full honors and escape a fate worse than death. Sorry guys, this time you'll have to find someone else for the Chicken Dance at the Plaza. :cheeky:
Wee!
also, beer.
fett on 1/6/2009 at 21:01
Do I have to do the obligatory Chicken Dance at the Plaza? I rolled 3 ear buds and the spinner is clearly pointing to "Laverne and Shirley" so iirc I can opt out of the Chicken Dance if I do the hokey pokey while on fire.
Matthew on 2/6/2009 at 10:09
OOC: you can, fett, but only if your pocket has at least three items in it, none of which are yellow.
