fett on 29/5/2009 at 13:36
Are we talking about the yellow rain boots, or the knee-high stripper boots? If it's the rain boots, wearing them in any type of moving vehicle gives you the stegosaurus/Cocoa Puff option. You may want to look for the revolving catheter token instead.
rachel on 29/5/2009 at 13:46
Hold on, he can't, I got that one already from The Funk when I gave away the blue flower.
Not that it would do any good, remember, it's only useful with the Disco Gloves and Stitch still has the only one accounted for so far.
I pay the 5 velocity points fine to the GM to pass my turn. No need to rush things at this point.
kidmystik101 on 29/5/2009 at 14:12
Oh yeah, the friggin Stegosaurus. God DAMMIT people.
For now I'll pay 10 velocity points to move to The pimp spot, equip my lead pipe, have a quick mosey about for any clothing and end my turn.
Tocky on 30/5/2009 at 02:35
Alright, who keeps putting the punch yourself in the crotch card on top? That's the third one I've gotten. This game is rigged.
Fafhrd on 30/5/2009 at 03:50
Sorry, my fault. Forgot that having a wild calabasas at Wendelston activates the Crotch Punch deck under 2.2. Lucky for you, drawing Punch Yourself in the Crotch gives you .6315 velocity points per draw.
Tocky on 30/5/2009 at 04:48
Lucky? Just wait till I cash in my Chucky cheese tokens for a reverse card and a pound of superglue. On the other hand if we keep going clockwise I may find the fabled other glove.
Jenesis on 30/5/2009 at 11:08
I now have enough velocity to exit at any of the next five intersections, which is handily as far as I can go anyway. So, my options are:
* The Haunted Coal Mine
* Pier e^(-j*pi)
* The Landing Pad
* The Museum of Unnatural History
* Uzbekistan
Since I have plenty of velocity now, I'm going to make a start on Quirk Tokens, so I'm going to leave at the Museum - getting there first gives me 5 straight off, and I'm moving fast enough that The Curator is unlikely to catch me. To be on the safe side I'm playing Siren's Call (Vice) on The Curator's Office, to attract some of those Pimps there and slow him down. As long as no-one has Exhibition of Terror, I'm fine.
I've moved four intersections this turn, so this is a High-Speed Exit, which gives me an automatic Eat My Dust, which I have to play on fett as he's the only other player on the ACI Loop, so he moves one intersection fewer next turn. High-Speed Exit also opens up Contraflow on the Clocwise Inner Loop, so you can go anti-clockwise on the CI Loop now. On the downside, I do incur a Speeding Fine and three points on my licence, plus one point of Police Aggro.
MsLedd on 30/5/2009 at 17:42
*MsLedd realizes with amazement that nobody else seems to have observed the discard of a Trebled Fromp...* :eek:
Seizing this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, she performs the indefensible gambit of playing three undertrumps, thus taking control of the Double Fanucci and gaining the power-up of Woman's Pejorative #2: All male players must sit on one hand throughout the remainder of the game.
Jenesis on 30/5/2009 at 22:20
Can we do something about these womenfolk? If this goes on much longer we'll be reduced to typing with our noses while standing on one leg and wearing a mongoose outfit or something.
fett on 30/5/2009 at 23:03
Well, I'm not a Republican and didn't want to do this, but it seems my hand has been forced by Starreh and MsLedd. I hereby call into effect the Rush Limbaugh injunction (yeah, you all forgot about the ol' RL injunction, didn't ya?) by reversing the order of my Kisto cards and forfeiting one turn in the sudden death Macerana swim competition (I realize we may not have to have one of those, but just in case Stitch finds the right glove...). All players with functioning vaginas must pay the fine, discard their shoes, don an apron, and remain in the Kitchen/Laundry vortex triangle until they have delivered a healthy baby (the fine is of course waived if you deliver a male child). If you are employed in the elementary education, nursing, or massage therapy fields, you are exempt from all penalties except the fine, which must be paid to the next player who possesses a magic condom of denial (+3 genetic mutation).
I have nothing but respect for you both, but when you keep invoking the woman's pejoratives, I have to play dirty. And I'd been saving up those Kisto cards for a woman who annoys me, like SD.
