Queue on 26/4/2008 at 01:07
Actually, I can't stand dogs...and much prefer cats. :tsktsk: I know, I know--there's that whole notion that a cat can tell one to F-off from across the room. But I can respect that!
Truly, any animal that can look at a steaming pile of pooh and damn near kill itself just to get over and gobble up the said pooh as fast as possible (because some other dog might try to muscle in on this pile of deliciousness) is not an animal for me.
Then of course there's the over zealous owner. I nearly hurl every time I see people allow a dog to lap at their face like a kid attacking an ice-cream cone, knowing that that beast has just eaten a nutty-bar, telling the thing that, "it's a good boy." Trust me, that monster would gladly eat you, if you had shuffled off this mortal-coil, then roll around in your carcass to cover its scent (which I'm not sure why, as the pooh they are hunting smells infinitely worse).
But, that's just me.
Lassie was a bitch
TTK12G3 on 26/4/2008 at 01:52
I like guilty looking dogs. :D
Koki on 26/4/2008 at 06:24
Alt+F4
Kolya on 26/4/2008 at 11:36
Koki, it's from a dog's point of view. Apparently they suck at grammar as much as cats do. Which would be the only thing they have in common.
Also what Queue said.
catbarf on 26/4/2008 at 13:39
Quote Posted by Queue
Truly, any animal that can look at a steaming pile of pooh and damn near kill itself just to get over and gobble up the said pooh as fast as possible (because some other dog might try to muscle in on this pile of deliciousness) is not an animal for me.
I agree. I have a cat because they're low-maintenance- no walking, no picking up after them, just feed once a day and let them outside when they want to run around. She even gets rid of the rabbits that eat my plants, as well as all the groundhogs, chipmunks, and snakes.
Of course, this is the same animal that crawled into an open access panel in a hotel and sat in the floor under the bathtub for five hours for no apparent reason but spite.
BrokenArts on 26/4/2008 at 14:09
To each his own, dogs are stupid sometimes, I said sometimes. The dog lovers will come out now, and hunt me down, and say otherwise.
It does take a special person to really get along with cats, and understand them. They are smart creatures. I love cats as well.
Tocky on 26/4/2008 at 15:25
Actually I think because dogs are more readily trainable they exhibit a response to environment (that enviroment being us) better which equates to higher intelligence.
Plus they love us so.
me- Why did you poop in the yard? There are woods and pastures mere feet farther!
dog- I love you.
me- Damn it, now I have to get the shovel and sweep the yard for other surprise poop mines.
dog- You are my hero.
me- You see me scrape the stuff from my shoe and gripe. Why can't you think of that before you squat?
dog- Scratch behind my ears?
me- Ah hell. I love you too.
catbarf on 26/4/2008 at 16:23
Quote Posted by Tocky
Actually I think because dogs are more readily trainable they exhibit a response to environment (that enviroment being us) better which equates to higher intelligence.
I'm not sure that being trainable is a sign of intelligence. And about training- sure, cats don't do tricks, but a cat can be quickly trained to use a litter box or indicate when it wants to go outside.
Koki on 26/4/2008 at 16:50
Quote Posted by Kolya
Koki, it's from a dog's point of view.
Oh, I know about the animal macros. It's obligatory to have completely fucked-up grammar on each because that's more "cute".
For me it's just downright fucktarded.
