A lapdance really IS better when the stripper is crying.

Kalit on 26/4/2006 at 06:02

Great story!

Sombras on 26/4/2006 at 21:20

**clapping**

Bravo RBJ. That is one excellent story. Alas, I have no interesting AND current, AND ribald stories, so I'll live vicariously off of yours. Jesus, your description of the angry/crazy-stripper-on-a-mission is priceless. :thumb:

kingofthenet on 28/4/2006 at 04:11

No, an eightball, is an eight of an ounce of Coke/Milk sugar(lactose), and runs last time I had a "Coke" Whore about 40 bucks, did you ever try doing what me and a friend did with two hot Coke Whores, we go back to my friends house,he says to them that he is going to grab a bunch of the "Good" shit, I knowing neither one of us does coke,knows hes going to chop up asprain and mix with a little baking soda, so I am sitting in the car , telling the girls we just spent 5 hundred on some good shit,and there is no way they are going to get a taste without sucking both our cocks(because once they do the jig is up) and they are cool with that, then my ASSHOLE friend comes out with a Gallon Ziplock HALF-WAY FILLED, I could have KILLED him, these are experinced Coke Whores and this ASSHOLE comes out with what would have been 20,000 dollars worth of Coke, and of course Now they are suspisious....Murtha Fucker....So NOW they think we are full of shit and want a taste before doing any sexual shit,my idiotic drunk friend then LET them take a taste, and I am looking at him like he's fucking nuts,but he wisphers in my ear that he chopped up ALL sorta shit in the medicine cabinet,so know,I'm not sure this shit isn't going to kill them,or do a Pulp Fiction on these chicks, and ones got a razor, lets say it didn't go well... Oh well so what, more coke whores next week...

Briareos H on 28/4/2006 at 04:31

Wow even you can have your hour of glory on TTLG.

Not.

Shug on 28/4/2006 at 08:31

Tell us more about your high-rolling life, O great king of the net

Rug Burn Junky on 28/4/2006 at 14:24

kingofthenet: straight ballin'

Para?noid on 28/4/2006 at 17:12

Quote Posted by kingofthenet

words

Fingernail on 28/4/2006 at 17:15

girl u a trip