A lapdance really IS better when the stripper is crying.

PigLick on 25/4/2006 at 07:29

Yeh there aint no lapdance in the world that is gonna last 15 minutes! Unless you got money to burn of course.

or a stripper as a girlfriend.

or some kind of mind powers.

Mr.Duck on 25/4/2006 at 07:44

Quote Posted by demagogue

I've never really been into stripclubs much either, but when I travel it's interesting to visit to see differences in sex culture in other countries ... and I could tell you stories about Monterrey Mexico, Hong Kong, Nagasak, Saigon ... but all of my stories *pale* in comparison to one of my friend's story in Tokyo.

Saaaay....that's quite specific there...eh?, Monterrey (city) in Nuevo Leon (state), right?, if yes, to what stripclubs?, Obsession, Poison?, waht? :)

And, for that matter, where y'originally from and what were you doing in good ol'Mty? :)

*Remembers a few visits to stripjoints and such*

Auriel on 25/4/2006 at 10:00

I find it quite a thrill

when she grinds me against my will

Rug Burn Junky on 25/4/2006 at 13:28

Quote Posted by Scots_Taffer

Not to sound like an ingrate, and for the record, I did enjoy this story, but it was not a patch on your past exploits, RBJ. I want more crusty sock and payphone stealing debacles. Those are stories that I treasure deep in my heart. More of those, please.

I give you stripper fights and this is the thanks I get? Should I tell you that during the lap dance I was imagining your sister the whole time? ;)

But you can't live on past glories, anyway. I figured the new material is better than just rehashing old shit like some sad sack who can't move on from the good old days. Not every album can be Dark Side of the Moon, even Pink Floyd had to break out with The Division Bell in their old age. Besides, I can't give you any new stories until the statutes of limitations expire.

If I were single, I probably would have hit up the strippers and turned this into a glorious wrecking ball, but alas, I've sadly mellowed a bit in my old age. As it were I spent the rest of the weekend working on my A-game as a wingman (no joke, I was like Magic Johnson dishing out assists.)

Scots Taffer on 25/4/2006 at 13:34

Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky

Should I tell you that during the lap dance I was imagining your sister the whole time? ;)

Oh man, that's cold.

Convict on 25/4/2006 at 14:19

You think that's cold!? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3353759.stm) Try "The entire Australian nation was voted fourth-biggest loser [of 2003], after their rugby team's loss to England in the final of the Rugby World Cup".

ICEBURN

ignatios on 25/4/2006 at 14:30

Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky

(no joke, I was like Magic Johnson dishing out assists.)

Could you not also say "aids"

demagogue on 25/4/2006 at 20:34

Quote Posted by MrDuck

And, for that matter, where y'originally from and what were you doing in good ol'Mty?

I'm from Texas, went to UT (Austin), so of course Monterrey is the closest big/fun Mexican city you can reach by bus from the Tx border ... always a good Spring Break choice. I don't really speak any Spanish, so I was at the mercy of my fluent friends about where we went and what was going on ... so I don't have any idea where we were, but I have to say the lapdance I got lasted an awfully long time, more than 1 song, more time than I expected, and seemed pretty inexpensive by US standards, and for all Latin girls!

It's hard not to love that city. All the bars/clubs we went to, a group of young Mexican guys/girls would come and hang out with us, buy us drinks, take us out... I seem to remember a club that looked like a medieval castle/dungeon with torches.

The story I like about that trip was a cab driver that was explaining all of the best strip joints to go to, and where we could pick up prostitues (we didn't ask, he just started volunteering it), but everytime he passed a church he would cross himself. It seemed so natural for him, but came across as very funny to us to see him do that when his thoughts were obviously on something very different.

Aja on 25/4/2006 at 21:58

Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky

I give you stripper fights and this is the thanks I get?

If it's any consolation, I preferred the stripper story to the payphone one.

Though I've been searching for this mythical "socks" story, and all I found was a TTLG 404.

Shug on 26/4/2006 at 05:50

Quote Posted by Scots_Taffer

Oh man, that's cold.

more like hot

:erm: