A lapdance really IS better when the stripper is crying. - by Rug Burn Junky
tungsten on 25/4/2006 at 03:21
You live in a strange world.
And what is a lapdance? And how much does it cost?
demagogue on 25/4/2006 at 03:35
In case you're seriously asking that question, a lapdance is like it sounds ... a girl sits in your lap and pelvis-grinds you for 10 or 15 minutes or so. It depends on where you are if/where you can touch the girl in return, if that's your bag. I've never done it in the US ... In a developing country it costs like $10, more if you want more time. It's fun when you can sense that the girl isn't forced into the job against her will, and its kept lighthearted, a few laughs, fun chatting ... Otherwise, it's just sad for everybody.
Of course, RBJ's story is unique unto itself ... like she is a woman on a mission. Good of him to pick up on that.
Wyclef on 25/4/2006 at 03:47
Quote Posted by TheGreatGodPan
I thought it also contained heroin, and the combination of stimulant and narcotic was a major part of the appeal. Man, keeping track of drug culture is hard!
I'm sure I'll visit Urbana at some point. We'll have to split a bowl
oudeis on 25/4/2006 at 03:50
Quote Posted by TheGreatGodPan
I thought it also contained heroin, and the combination of stimulant and narcotic was a major part of the appeal. Man, keeping track of drug culture is hard!
you're thinking of a speedball, which claimed the lives of john belushi and river phoenix.
tungsten on 25/4/2006 at 03:53
Quote Posted by demagogue
In case you're seriously asking that question, a lapdance is like it sounds ... a girl sits in your lap and pelvis-grinds you for 10 or 15 minutes or so. It depends on where you are if/where you can touch the girl in return, if that's your bag. I've never done it in the US ... In a developing country it costs like $10, more if you want more time. It's fun when you can sense that the girl isn't forced into the job against her will, and its kept lighthearted, a few laughs, fun chatting ... Otherwise, it's just sad for everybody.
Of course, RBJ's story is unique unto itself ... like she is a woman on a mission. Good of him to pick up on that.
Hmm, sounds like looking at food. Why would you do that if not as a prelude to eating it? :weird:
Ko0K on 25/4/2006 at 04:04
Quote Posted by demagogue
a girl sits in your lap and pelvis-grinds you for 10 or 15 minutes or so.
Oh, how I wish that was true. At least here in greater Los Angeles area, one lapdance lasts for the duration of one song, which is typically 3 to 5 minute range.
Scots Taffer on 25/4/2006 at 04:19
Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky
Are these old musty stories about times that I had had in ye olden college days? Well, plenty of those were dredged up, some of which I had forgotten, many of which were pretty funny, and none of which are suitable to ever be heard by my wife, parents, or most people under the age of 21 for that matter.
But fuck that. You don't want to hear any more of my boring reminiscences about shit that happened ten years ago. This time I get to break out fresh almost-as-it-happened absurdities.
Not to sound like an ingrate, and for the record, I did enjoy this story, but it was not a patch on your past exploits, RBJ. I want more crusty sock and payphone stealing debacles. Those are stories that I treasure deep in my heart. More of those, please.
Aerothorn on 25/4/2006 at 04:57
Part of me feels that I need to go to a kegger before the end of the year (as my class is graduating), and that means fairly soon as I will have no time during finals. The other part of me feels this is a risk I cannot afford to take - ever since I had a near-complete breakdown at a girl's (substance-free) birthday party a bit over a year ago I've been scared to go to the things. Bleh.
Both good stories, though.
BlackErtai on 25/4/2006 at 05:32
Heh, my friends and I are throwing an 80's throwback bash/birthdayparty this Friday night, the week before finals. You've got to prioritize. Drink > grades. I stand by my statements to the effect that nothing good came out of the 80's (myself included, thank you), and that celebrating them is like celebrating Ronald Regan's presidency...pointless and wrong on many levels.
I'll drink 3-5 beers for you Friday, if it makes you feel any better.
Phydeaux on 25/4/2006 at 05:35
Quote Posted by daniel
eightball...?
I had to look it up too.
