Carini on 23/10/2009 at 21:54
Quote Posted by Shug
additionally, ropey boner juice
This will never stop being funny.
Gingerbread Man on 24/10/2009 at 02:19
Okay you motherfuckers listen up because I'm only going to say this once and there will be a test on this shit at some random time in the future when you've forgotten about it completely and you freak out when you realise that I've just popped up with a PM from nowhere demanding you answer some nitpicky trivia question about what you're going to read here, and the thing is that you'll be absolutely sure that I'm dead serious when I tell you -- via aforementioned private message -- that if you fail to answer my insane question immediately there will be Consequences Dire (and don't even think about using the search button or clicking back to that thread in any way -- including a bookmark -- because I'll be watching the Who's Online page like a fucking hawk you get me, and I'll see you, and I'll know...), that if you stumble or hesitate in immediate and parrot-like regurgitation of the fact under scrutiny you will suffer a Fate Unpleasant, and that if you should -- by some miracle of science, nature, magic, or enchanted item bestowing upon the user a +6 bonus on a saving throw vs. Horrible Smell -- get the answer correct and in record-breaking Internet Time (that is to say, in less time than it takes me to reload my PM control panel), you will be rewarded with a gift beyond your weirdest dreams: I will cast upon you (from a distance and via Telepathy, as is my wont) the reverse-curse of Illuminated Bowels, the finest and most intricate boon taught to me by my Burmese monk friend before he stopped teaching me that sort of thing and became a sushi chef (and this does not imply that Illuminated Bowels is the finest and most intricate boon I know, simply that it is that finest and most intricate boon taught to me by my Burmese monk friend before he stopped teaching me things like that and became a sushi chef -- I know way more intricate and incalculably finer boons than that, but I learned them from other people, like Woon Chin who showed me how to tie knots in cherries with someone else's tongue).
Gingerbread Man on 24/10/2009 at 02:20
ps Don't actually regurgitate like a parrot. No one wants to see that.
Tocky on 24/10/2009 at 04:19
I take it that isn't a milk mustache.
fett on 24/10/2009 at 05:14
I love you cookie boy, never change.
Kolya on 24/10/2009 at 11:13
It's lip liner, designed and applied to make her strait-laced Caucasian lips appear more voluptuous than they really are. Much like the parrot.
TTK12G3 on 24/10/2009 at 23:17
GBM, I want a pony.... wait.
