Renzatic on 19/10/2009 at 17:25
Not to derail this thread here, but am I the only one who thinks that sex with identical twins will lead nowhere but bad places? I can see the scenario now...
"Yeah, that's right, Shay. Twirl like a helecoptor."
"Shay? I'm KAY!"
"Oh...well...uh...yeah...well....keep doin..."
"Who the fuck do you think you are, anyway? Are you thinking of my sister while I do my thing? Is that it? Do you like her better?"
"Well...oh comeon! It's not like that at all! It was an accident! You're identical twins! How am I supposed to tell you apart? I mean it's not exactly like either of you are wearing your color coded jumpers at the moment, so..."
"OH THAT IS IT! Shay. We're leaving! This guy is a bastard!"
"I'M NOT SHAY, I'M KAY, SHAY!"
...horrible. :wot:
Sulphur on 19/10/2009 at 17:28
Quote Posted by massimiamoreitaliafettuccini
Inject a brain in yourself!
For the record: Nonsensical attempts at sarcasm don't work in English or Italian - and I think I'm giving you too much credit here.
But anyhow, (
http://www.google.co.in/search?q=inject+a+brain+in+yourself&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a) I hope you're proud of yourself.
Quote:
Our cocks is so hard, that we don't need a grammar structure. You scottish, instead, leave out that gay skirt.
Interesting request.
Now, let us all consider what a Scotsman is left with when he leaves out his kilt.
Hmm. Oh. Erm. :erm:
<3
Matthew on 19/10/2009 at 17:33
Quote Posted by Renzatic
Not to derail this thread here, but am I the only one who thinks that sex with identical twins will lead nowhere but bad places? I can see the scenario now...
The answer is obviously to keep their mouths too full to talk.
Renzatic on 19/10/2009 at 17:35
Angry chicks are biters, so no.
Enchantermon on 19/10/2009 at 19:59
As funny as that is, it was overshadowed by the complete weirdness of the (
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090929013606AAMN3je) fourth result.
"What happens if you inject yourself Red Bull using a syringe, into your arm?"
:weird:
"im not planing on doing it no worries, im just curious."
Riiiiight.
rachel on 19/10/2009 at 20:37
So much brain power, going to waste.
Enchantermon on 19/10/2009 at 20:52
It reminds me of this guy at my school who wanted to fake pink eye so he didn't have to come to class. He decided to get one of his friends to spray some Axe body spray into his eyes so they would get irritated and turn red. But being the smart (?) person that he is, he called the Axe help desk first and asked them if doing so would put him in danger of going blind.
Idiot: I just want to make sure that if I do this, it won't, like, make me go blind or anything.
Help Desk: Um...well, I really wouldn't advise that you go through with this...
Idiot: Oh, I know it's kind of a bad idea and that it'll hurt and all, but will it blind me?
Help Desk: .....well, I can't really say either way...but I would strongly advise against it.
:nono:
Sulphur on 19/10/2009 at 22:09
Quote Posted by Enchantermon
As funny as that is, it was overshadowed by the complete weirdness of the (
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090929013606AAMN3je) fourth result.
"What happens if you inject yourself Red Bull using a syringe, into your arm?"
:weird:
"im not planing on doing it no worries, im just curious."
Riiiiight.
Wait a minute. You noticed that, but completely missed the one right above it? The one that asks, and I quote, 'Is there a way to inject yourself with cancer or deliberately catch it?' :weird::weird::weird:
Anyhow, I hear the easy answer to that one is to smoke a fat Italian cheroot or twenty, and if that fails there's always the other orifice to blow smoke up.
massimiamore you sizzling anal violateur extraordinaire, care to confirm/deny?
Enchantermon on 20/10/2009 at 02:46
Quote Posted by Sulphur
Wait a minute. You noticed that, but completely missed the one right above it? The one that asks, and I quote, 'Is there a way to inject yourself with cancer or deliberately catch it?' :weird::weird::weird:
Nah, I saw that one, but the Red Bull one blew my mind even more.
Though now that you mention it, I've heard you can deliberately give yourself cancer by shooting up Red Bull. Confirm/deny. ;)
Quote Posted by CCCToad
That reminds me of another incident with pinkeye. In the class before mine, some new private going through Basic training at Ft. Sill was told that he could cure pinkeye by putting hand sanitizer in his eyes. Lets just say some people do believe everything they hear.
...wow. :nono:
Mr.Duck on 20/10/2009 at 17:23
Quote Posted by raph
So much brain power, going to waste.
A lot of threads could use this line more often.
