Pisces on 13/4/2004 at 04:15
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116) You own the xbox and computer version of morrowind and still
fail to share nicely with 2 roommates.
I ended up with 4 different maps from the computer version of MW,BM TB then xbox GOTY.
127. Before trying to steal you save try to save
128. You can't find space when trying to pick up a glass of water
129. You haven't sleep in 10 days because you still have full magicka and health
130. After walking into the middle of nowhere you panic as you can't bring up your inventory to look at your map
131. You panic even more as you find that you can't cast recall back to your house.
132. You write an exam in daedric
133. It took you 20 minutes to type this as you are playing MW in the background.
Captain Skree on 15/4/2004 at 06:34
134. When your character dies, you mourn three days and create a website dedicated to him and his heroic deeds.
135. You then start a new game with a new character and then wonder why everyone acts like they've never heard of the first one. Thankless bastards.
(Or is this when you've played too little Morrowind?)
37637598 on 22/4/2004 at 04:12
136. you know more than 50 ways, er... what was the question again? I just got done reading 135 ways of I forget what about!
137. You learn the morrowind song on piano and go into every music shop in town and play the song over, and over , hoping one of the costomers will recognize it. At which point you will (in desperation) say, "Yeah, I know everything about morrowind. Let's be best morrowind buddies! you can ask me as much about morrowind as you want!"
137. Don't ask.
138. You kill everyone in the town council hall, go to your house, and try to pick everything up to bring it all to your new home.
139. When your life (on xbox) becomes more than 150 blocks, you crash!
140. You go around town selecting people until someone finally says something.
141. Well, we'll skip this one. hehehe...
142. You plan out what you're gonna do the next day in morrowind when you sleep at night. if at all.
143. you, (in morrowind) wake up, put clothes on, go outside, see that it's raining, go back inside, put thicker clothes on, go to the bar, buy a drink, drink it, talk to everyone in there, get board, sleep to pass time, see what time it is, go outside, take a walk, pick some plants, sell them, go home, put your gold away, go in your room, take your clothes off, put your pajammas??? on, read a book, hold a candle, fart, go up to your bed, activate it, sleep, REPEAT.
I'm done! ... for now ... ... ... ... ****************
RyushiBlade on 26/4/2004 at 21:02
144. You're surprised to find out that, if you run fast and hard enough, you can actually (
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=919472&lastnode_id=892542) pass through the walls.
145. You find a bottle of something outside and drink it, thinking it's a potion, but it actually turns out to be liquified feces (or similar.)
Bombshell on 14/5/2004 at 22:45
146.When u name your kid after your morrowind character
Pisces on 14/5/2004 at 23:13
147. When going to the bar you ask for a bottle of Flin
148. After asking what they do have you struggle to see the effects since you need your intelligance to teleport home.
149. You then give it back unopened to the bartender claiming that you some how know it is only water without trying it.
150. Your kid just turns out to be just a fantasy of a life with a mod which lets you have a family from one of the girlfriend mods.
Tobacco on 17/5/2004 at 12:52
151 When you are the only living NPC in morrowind together with all the respawning guards :p
NeverCryWolf on 20/5/2004 at 08:31
152. When you walk into a bar/club and ask the tender who the Cheiftain of this mead hall is and if he has any quests for you.
153. When you get no answer or an odd look proceed to ask for some nord mead... followed by more lack of responses and odd looks from the bartender.
Kitana on 21/5/2004 at 16:57
154.You go home and say to your wife/husband I met a nice altmer today.
155.When you stub your big toe you shout "Azurah dammit!"
paulben on 25/5/2004 at 15:59
156. You're driving to the store and a big bird flies right over the car...and you reach for your silver sparksword.
157. Your husband is telling you about his day and all you can say to him is, "I got a dreugh cuirass today!!"
