Morrowotcha on 11/7/2002 at 12:44
77. You havn't had sex with your wife for days because "I'll be along to bed in a minute honey..." ;)
Exodus_dk on 11/7/2002 at 13:24
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Originally posted by Morrowotcha 77. You havn't had sex with your wife for days because "I'll be along to bed in a minute honey..." ;) Ehh, wrong...
77. You stop thinking about sex!
78. You have to call a construction crew to tear down a wall to get out - mail blocking the hallway!
79. Morrowind suddenly crashes - and your computer won't reboot... When you go to turn on the lights - they're gone too! TV's not working... AND YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND!
80. When you venture outside your cave - you're surprise to find that people keeps on moving while you're searching for your umbrella in your bag!
81. You won't accept banknotes - what puny little scrolls!
82. You begin wondering how many silver pieces make a gold piece - as there is *NO* gold pieces to be found - and then you start wondering how many coppers make a silver...
Vilhelm on 11/7/2002 at 18:24
Oh crap I got ripped off; my copy of Morrowind only has gold coins. :joke:
Kilana on 11/7/2002 at 18:37
I think somebody forget they were playing everquest instead of morrowind...
TheShadowThatMoved on 12/7/2002 at 09:18
83.You never eat anything but loaves of bread, leaves, roots,crab meat e.t.c.
84.They ask you about your proffession and you reply something like "Barbarian","Assasin","Acrobat",or "Just an adventurer".
85.You check the sea for fish before you go swimming.If you find any,you quickly shoot it with your bow(yes, you've already bought a bow).
86.You play Thief and feel surprised when a guard attacks you, or a civilian gets away shouting at the sight of your blackjack
87.You realize it's a bit difficult to swimm while wearing silver armour...after half an hour of swimming to open sea.
88.You jump while you move in order to increase your acrobatics skill and when you see it doesn't work you report this as a bug.
89.You find youself in your underwear, an abony shield a lockpick/dagger and an ebony torso...asking panicked people in the middle of the night questions like "Job?", "Little Secrets" or about strange names like "Dagoth Ur"..."Nine-Toes"...
90....You get arrested for doing so and you quickly get rid of half your inventory...
91....You wonder which skill you'll suffer a penalty at during your stay in jail.
AresProphet on 13/7/2002 at 07:39
92: You wave your hands in front of you at the pool, and are surprised when you fall *through* the water
93: You ask the local hardware store for probes
94: You go swimming and expect to run faster afterwards
95: You kiss someone who hates you and expect them to be paralyzed
96: You're raising a daddy-long-legs so that it can carry you around when it gets bigger
97: At the sight of a bird shadow, you pull out your bow
98: You own the bow
99: You know how to *use* the bow
100: You carry a huge hammer with you, and are surprised people can see it if you aren't holding it
ThatDarnDavidKid on 13/7/2002 at 18:23
101. you go to school and give your teachers money expecting to get skills back
Astral on 15/7/2002 at 04:01
102-- You go to throw yourself off the upper level of a mall because you see a shop below you want to go into. (And yes, I have fought down the urge several times to do this :))
103-- You wonder why you can't just levitate up stairs.
prismcats on 15/7/2002 at 21:30
104. In the silence of the night (or anywhere else) you hear the music of Morrowind, though the game is not on.
105. You go to beat somebody up thinking: "I'll just load if the cops come"
Dova on 16/7/2002 at 07:24
106. You design a new type of headset that puts you in the game, it adds pain and sensations, even the wonder as to why you might die when geting the sh^% beaten out of you, by a measly Mudcrab, wearing a suit of mirrors, you didnt have Glass to spare
