CEEtheDinoman on 3/4/2009 at 05:10
12. You're already addicted to zyme.
13. You don't believe those are terrorists on the T.V., 'cause they don't look like terrorists!
14. You get annoyed when just clicking a button on a computer doesn't perform a complex function (like rotating transmission dishes to the proper direction).
15. Have tried to run a water fountain dry.
16. You have a Deus Ex playlist for WMP/iTunes/Winamp.
lost_soul on 3/4/2009 at 18:32
17. While doing dishes, you drop a plate. Instead of shattering, the plate turns to a slightly darker colour.
gunsmoke on 13/4/2009 at 14:39
You wonder why people get so upset when you sneak into their office and overhear their conversations/hack their files.
lost_soul on 17/4/2009 at 03:27
19. You grab a candy-bar sitting on a co-worker's desk and he says "Umm, that's against protocol, agent."
Peanuckle on 18/4/2009 at 04:57
20. You jump around in circles like a madman in the entrance area of your workplace, throwing vases and lamps against the walls until there is nothing left but broken glass.
21. You try spraying yourself with mace because you are sure that it won't do anything.
22. When you see a cellphone or any electronic object with flashing lights, you inch up very slowly and try to reach out and grab it without setting off the motion detectors.
Blaze on 21/4/2009 at 18:01
#23: You just skip trying to reach places blocked by cca. 1 meter (40 inch) tall stuff (like crates and so), because you know that you are unable to climb them no matter how long you keep trying. Instead of that, you are up to find something smaller (~80 cm. or ~30 inch) that enables you to jump throught the obstacle...
ilweran on 22/4/2009 at 09:49
#24 When you stop playing and are surprised to find that in real life you're female
lost_soul on 23/4/2009 at 03:33
25. While you're at the store, you see a thief. The store manager decides to run right through a window to trigger the alarm, rather than push the button next to him. :)
The AIs do this in-game in the MJ-12 prison. Its funny to see them just run right through the glass to set off the alarm.
26. Whenever you do something strange in public, you hear someone yell "Heyyyy! HEY!!"
27. You try to prop open a door with a chair and the chair explodes into pieces.
Blaze on 25/4/2009 at 17:35
#28 You are not at all surprised, when you see cats bouncing on water surfaces.
lost_soul on 2/5/2009 at 15:04
29. You know you've played too much Deus ex (invisible war) when you fall through the level into "nothing land". This has happened to me a few times in Invisible War.
