1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Keeper Mallinson on 11/12/1999 at 17:25
LOL @ # 1081: that's happened to me!! More than once!
I'm still here, Fred. I hope you're not under the impression that you're safe on that little throne of yours.
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/smile.gifYenzarill on 11/12/1999 at 21:50
1085) You won't eat anything except for apples, cheese, carrots, whole legs of deer, cucumbers, etc...
1086) When you go to the butchers shop to get a deer leg, you take it back saying "It didn't sound right!"
1087) You paint all the knives in your kitchen black so that they aren't as obviious when you've got one drawn...
Lytha on 13/12/1999 at 19:43
Attention! It becomes even goofier:
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http://www.lytha.com/images/junk/dump093.jpg# 1088 You know from which OM this screenshot is taken.
# 1089 You know the name of the building that we see on the screenshot.
# 1090 You know the name of the building the player is currently standing on.
# 1091 Without having to check the map of that mission.
# 1092 You know which of the roofs in that mission is the most tricky one, because it has lots of strange sky-textured blocks floating above of it.
# 1094 You have been at exactly the same position where the player is on that screenshot.
# 1095 ... without using the dromed.
# 1096 You could recall the way to that position from your memory without having to think much about it.
# 1097 You have seen a very strange area in that mission that was only accessible via the roofs.
# 1098 You were slightly annoyed because there was no equipment hidden.
# 1099 You were also slighly annoyed because you could not reach a certain roof (that is the key to the way out) from where you are entered the roofs.
# 2000 None of these points above in this posting were too cryptical for you, and you understood every hint and nudge at once.
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/wink.gifJefferyEMP on 13/12/1999 at 20:55
Shouldn't that be 1100, Lytha?
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Lytha on 13/12/1999 at 21:07
Whoa, you're right. I let it un-edited, though, because it is just a clue that I am living in fear of the y2k-compability of the software that we support.
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/wink.gifKeeper Mallinson on 13/12/1999 at 23:28
Tsk tsk Lytha; you're just jealous of Fred.
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif"Oh ya, I left in unedited... on accounta I'm afraid of Y2K. .....ya." j/k
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Fred Chook on 14/12/1999 at 01:35
Lytha jealous of me? Today keeps getting better...
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Fred Chook on 14/12/1999 at 01:47
1101: Lytha is said to be jealous of you.
1102: You make a model of the Downwind Thieve's Guild in History class.
1103: You work out Garrett's date of birth through careful study of the cutscenes, and have a party in his honour.
1104: You write informative essays about the correct use of the blackjack.
1105: You tick off treasure-hunters and Lytha by putting 1 coin in a completely innaccesible place in your mission.
Fred Chook on 15/12/1999 at 08:56
1106: You write 'A Glimpse of Garrett'
1107: You point out all the mistakes in the aforementioned 'A Glimpse of Garrett'
1108: You consistently cheer the villian in Hitchcock films, even the ones where you aren't supposed to.
1109: You even CONSIDER a Thief conversion for GTA. Let's see, a row of Hammerites, and if you run over them all...
1110: You refuse to climb stairs anymore. 'It's obviously a trap. Look, you step on this bit, and a fireball will come out the hole in the wall...'
1111: You get in trouble at school when you complain loudly that thieves are'nt always bad people. (It was in a philosophy class).
