1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Bullrush on 30/11/1999 at 21:27

you act like gaylesaver does in school and make zombie noises during gym and math. all the seniors threaten him. he also memorized all the hammer prayers and the builder stuff, and the woodsie lord poems.

Keeper Mallinson on 30/11/1999 at 22:54

Bullrush, you need to put a number in front of your addition. Yours is # 1060.

Andy on 30/11/1999 at 23:32

These might be more "Signs You've Been DromEditing Too Much", but anyway,

1061: You look at shadows everywhere you go and decide the Dark engine handles them better than reality ("Who left the world on Quick Light?").

1062: You walk into a cool building and think "nice brushwork".

1063: You play Mario 64 for the first time in about a year and realize the worlds are created with the same geometric primitives as in Thief. The illusion ruined, you wonder what their level editor is like.

Scrooge on 1/12/1999 at 17:21

#1064: you speed up to finish your work, go home, start Thief and you are really suprised to see how fast is your CD-ROM, how smooth are the videos this day.
The problem there si no CD-ROM in your drive.
You've simply forgotten that you put all the videos on your drive and used a crack to run without CD long, long time ago.

#1065: You're seriously considering not installing WoT, because the 600Meg installation above full your hard drive.

Scrooge on 1/12/1999 at 18:27

#1066: You go to chrch to confess your sins.
Suddenly, the priest start coughing, your eyes go wide full of horror, and you think
"What is that hellish Haunt in disguise!!"
and start spashing him with holy water.
After 5 minutes you realize that it has ablsolutly no effect, and that the priest look at you, the face full of mercy and compassion for the lost soul you are.
At that point you realize your mistake.
"Sorry, brother Murus, I haven't recognize you!"

Strangeblue on 2/12/1999 at 03:42

1067 (maybe): you change the names of your ferrets to Garret and Taffer-boy.

Jades on 3/12/1999 at 05:35

1068: You hide your Thief CD so that your younger brother can't play (and, probably, scratch) it, even though you haven't played it yourself for about two months.

1069: You bought half a new computer just to play Thief.

1070: You kept a straight face when you told the Parents you needed the upgrade for work.

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Move silently, leave no witnesses.

Fred Chook on 10/12/1999 at 10:40

1071: Your Thief-Based society declares war on another Thief-Based society.
1072: You then declare a cease-fire, so that both sides may fight against the hideous little spy daring to call himself Farkus.
By the way, Lytha, are you going to do the 'Secrets-and-Acheivments' clues for the Gold missions?
1073: Your fan missions, when finished, will have more characters than the original Thief.
1074: At your current rate, you'll have more MISSIONS than the original Thief. 10 so far!
1075: You seriously consider starting the NO SPIDERS thread again, as it was so much fun.
1076: " " " " " Plot questions, or things that make you go hmmm... " " " " " ".
1077: You complete an RPG with pitiful weapons and low skill by using Thief tactics.
It was Dink Smallwood, by the way. Walkthrough said kill Seth with Flame Bow and a lot of health potions, killed him with a light sword and a paranoid disposition.
1078: You suffer withdrawl symptoms when you shut Thief down.

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(http://www.thief-darkproject.com/teg/missions/retreival.zip) "Retreival"
Coming soon-
"Fall Of A Chook", "Eidrel's Quest", "Mortan's Call", "The Tombs Of J'Rosse"
-Fred Chook, Sinister Soldier, SPCF President, 1000th clue-writer.

Fred Chook on 10/12/1999 at 10:43

1079: You suddenly realise that way back at 1005, KM refered to you as High King Of The Forum. Talk about a rise to power!

Kien on 11/12/1999 at 11:58

Hrm, I'm a newb but I'll try.

1080) You lead the police on a merry car chase hoping to plow into a Mafia-run building so they'll kill each other off..............all to avoid a speeding ticket.

1081) While playing RTC, you suddenly realize you're holding the phone........and have no idea who is waiting on the line or how long they've been there. (True story.

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