1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Hackmaster1 on 12/11/1999 at 19:25
1002 you then decide to go for the 2000 mark.
1003 you find a beefy burger aside buger
king.
1004 you then decide to order an odd looking greenish drinkthat they described as lemonade.
1005 you then figure out that it was **** that came from a hybrid in the back alley.
1006 AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! you get ur grenade luancher and blow the *********** out of buger king for planting that in ur drink.
1007 you then decide to make the manager of the BK to eat a high explosive
1008 he then swallows it and you say "BYE!!!!! KA BOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1009 u find all his remains splattered and cooked around the destroyed area
1010 you get his eyeballs and light'em up and shoot them into space
1011 oK! enough of that.
1012 Lets go see JO JO the Idiot circus boy BOO!!!
1013 JOJO JOJO JOJO IS gonna fall into the snake pit
1014 well he did but it wasn't a snake pit, it was "The MANY"
1015 you run outside and get on a shuttle to saturn.
1016 "Welcome to saturn we hope u have a pleasant stay"
1017 That voice sounds familiar could it be....
1018 AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1019 you get on another shuttle back to earth.
1020 you get off and head home.
1021 you then wonder why none is out side.
1022 You see the reflection in the sky, it looks like some one you've seen before.
1023 when you see the clouds change it revealed the horrifying picture
1024 IT WAS SHODAN, she already taken over earth w/o me knowing it.
1025 Earth was now turned into cyborgs and droids and all them.
1026 Aint this ever gonna stop?????
1027 You stroke a key
1029 Freeze frame computer
1030 it was all just a freakin hollusination i think?
1031 you find an OS upgrade unit nearby
1032 you decide to upgrade your weapons to Heavy artillery
1033 you got your upgrades but something doesnt seem right
1034 you feel as if something was in your body.
1035 you cant describe the intense pain but you feel something moving in you.
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--Andy--
Fred Chook on 12/11/1999 at 20:46
Wha...?
redEye on 12/11/1999 at 22:08
ermm... hackmaster... two things:
1 - there were two pages to this thread, so you were off by a bit in your numbering. of course, before you read this, you'll have to figure that out, and by that point you won't need it...
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif2 - what the hell?...
-redEye
Keeper Mallinson on 12/11/1999 at 23:36
I counted: we're now at #1088.
Keeper Mallinson on 12/11/1999 at 23:38
Err, wait a minute, I just read these. What the hell? I don't think we should even count those.
Keeper Mallinson on 29/11/1999 at 03:39
#1056 Every time you go on a road trip you put the Thief soundtrack into your CD player (assuming such a thing existed), playing the same song over and over and over.
Ok, so it's not that funny, but I'm doing this so the thread doesn't die! Come on, people! This is TTLG Forums' pride! This is Fred Chooks' pride!
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif Don't let it die!!
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By the time you find a lightswitch, I'll already be gone...*Zaccheus* on 29/11/1999 at 13:20
#1057 You get onto a bus in Winchester, England, and say: "RTC, please".
#1058 While sitting in the garden with your girl friend, you notice how jumping onto the garden bench would allow you to mantle onto the roof of her house (true story).
Zombie on 29/11/1999 at 20:46
1059: You get a large hammer from the garage and begin to hunt heretics.
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The devil just got a new name....
Kernell32.dll screws your computer without regrets
Keeper Mallinson on 30/11/1999 at 04:27
Why does this toic have text stretching further than my screen? It's so annoying!! Can we change that?
chickenlittle on 30/11/1999 at 20:22
I was just wondering if soulstripper ever got credit anywhere for starting this thread on the original forumn? Even though most of the people that came from the old forumn remember who started it I think it should be obvious maybe at the beggining of this thread.....just to give credit where its due
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did that shadow just move?oh well.Had to much coffea this mornin im twitchy as hell.tahhrum,tahhrum,tatarum.
