1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Naartjie on 12/10/2000 at 18:55

#1555 You jump up and down in your seat, falling out of it in the process because you made the 1555th post on an insanely long Thief thread

#1556- You begin gloating that you made the 1555th post, even though it's only special because it's a nice looking number

#1557- You get excited about possibly making the 1650th post in an insanely long Thief thread.

#1558- You are distracted from making the 1560th post by a desire to write another Thief fanfic.

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LordVanye on 16/10/2000 at 23:27

1559) You start wishing you could save your game when you're doing something important in real life - so if you screw it up you can go back and fix it.
1560) You start jumping when you're running to class because you can move so much faster

MrDuck on 16/10/2000 at 23:37

1561)You gloat and glee as you make the 1561th post.

1562)You gnaw on other taffer's feet coz that's what Garret would do if he was starving(Honest!!!)

Wee wee....

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Marecki on 17/10/2000 at 13:03

1563) You rename the computers in your network from Ryoko, Asuka, Kasumi and Ifurita, to Garrett, Trickster, Viktoria and TheEye.
1564) Your network is a company network.
1565) You are walking down the street when suddenly a worker on a building site you've just passed by (meaning, you don't see it anymore but you're still close) drops a metal rod, which falls a few metres down before hitting concrete flooring with a loud, surprisingly familiar, noise. Your first thought is "What a waste of rope arrows! This guy should really learn how to aim."
1566) You're convinced you've seen Garrett half an hour earlier in the streets.

BTW. Most of these have happened to me... but that's no wonder considering the fact that at least 500 of this thread's hints also have

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LordVanye on 21/10/2000 at 03:25

1567) You're walking down the hall of a Luthern college with your Thiefing buddy, explaining how in the Hammerite's church, you were saying very loudly "I walked into that high priest's quarter's... and I had to break my way in because the door was locked, and the priest was in there screaming "Thief! Thief!" And I mean I felt bad, but I had to knock him out. I had to take the bastard down cause he was gonna tell on me."
Then you realize that pretty much everyone around you is looking at us very strangely....probably because you were so serious in what you were saying......

Kylaer on 21/10/2000 at 15:09

(This thread rises again from the lapse it had suffered)

1568: You are so good at "dancing" with enemies that you dance with hammer haunts while melee fighting them.

1569: You succeed in killing the hammer haunts, using only a blackjack (while they are attacking you)

1570: You do #1569 without taking any damage.

Kylaer on 21/10/2000 at 15:10

1571: When Thief 3 is released, it sells zero copies. Everyone who wants it is already so good at stealing that they just steal a copy from the store.

Frick on 21/10/2000 at 15:30

1572-Your become so damb boored with it....you have to come here everyday and insult everybody and everthing under the sun....i`m so pathetic.

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Hollow man on 21/10/2000 at 17:24

Quote:

Originally posted by Kylaer:
just steal a copy from the store.

You can do this 1573 times (per day).

Black on 21/11/2000 at 13:29

1574) You've memorized the URLs of all your favourite threads on this forum

1575) You finally manage to beat an alerted burrick to death with your blackjack

1576) You know the real name of Digital Nightfall

1577) You know the real name of Jyre

1578) You know the real name of Lytha

1579) You cannot remember your own real name after posting so much here under your usual pseudonymn

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