1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
LoneCoyote on 28/7/2000 at 06:34
#1508 You get up to teach a Sunday school class and you begin by saying, "And the Builder said ..."
Black on 29/7/2000 at 13:17
Keeper Mallinson, you should check out my "All the cool Mechanist stuff in one thread", to see the correct words
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/wink.gifsp4f- That's either "I shall spy thee ere long, thief!" or "Cease thy hiding, craven!". One or the other.
Yup, Im in a nitpicking mood.
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"...if the foundation is weak, do you wail, nash your teeth, and ask that it repour itself? Nay, you tear it down and begin anew! So shall it be with all of my children, whether they be stone, or flesh."
And that's without checking out my "All the cool Hammerite stuff in one thread"
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surripio ergo sumKeeper Iggles on 29/7/2000 at 15:30
#?) You are now thinking in Pagan talk."It is done!" and "Comes calling your death, manfool!"
SilentNomad on 2/8/2000 at 05:20
Ok,I'm new to this so sorry if reapeted @@@
1511) You seriously are considering becoming a millionaire just to give all that money to restart LGS :*(
1512) You want to star in THIEF: The movie
1513) If your a woman, you wonder what it's like to make love to a man with a bow.
1514) If your a man, you wonder what it's like to make love to a man with a bow.
1515) Your multiplayer Thief game you set up fails miserably since no one can find each other (or they all killed each other within seconds..)
1516)The pharmacist looks at you funny after you ask him for some healing poition.
1517) You invent a way to make a real Water arrow as well as small bottled air, which is used for Fire Departments and Divers, respectivly. You win the Nobel Prize.
1518) Your absolutly NO fun at hide-and-go seek. No one could EVER find you.
1519) The bow and blackjack always make it through, but you always have trouble with the sword through airport metal detectors.
1520) You wonder where are the buttons are
in life for Normal, Hard, and Expert.
Cybernide on 2/8/2000 at 18:10
1522) You have to jump to step onto crates.
1523) Your grandfather starts sleepwalking and you throw holy water at him.
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I'm not weird, I'm different.
SilentNomad on 2/8/2000 at 22:50
1524) You would consider it an "Honor" if Garret personally blackjacked you and stole all your money.
Keeper Mallinson on 3/8/2000 at 00:40
The last one should actually be #1526.
Oh, and that hymn was right, I'm pretty sure. He said it pretty clearly.
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CyberFish on 3/8/2000 at 21:40
#1527: You hold parties, but do not turn up for them, preffering to leave taped messages lying aroud.
#1528: As above, but you also leave a secial message for gatecrashers.
#1529: Someone spills a few drops of brandy, and you expect it to sprout.
#1530: You attend a fancy dress party as Garrett, but are so good at acting the part that no-one notices you.
#1531: You plan to attend a fancy dress party as Garrett, but you dress like that anyway.
