1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Nedan on 12/7/2000 at 04:54
What Merkaba... (I'm Mr Croft by the way) you actually read all the first two pages? I actually saved the old thread to my hard drive. Then I edited it once in a while to a document. It didn't take that long...
really.
Don't worry fuzzybo... I'm glad you bumped it back to the top.
1426) You actually realize that Mr Croft had alot of time on his hands when he posted this thread.
1427) When you actually post a "(
http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/Forum14/HTML/000025.html) 1000 clues that you might be a Thief Redneck..." thread.
(Hey, why are you guys staring at me like that for? Inline Image:
http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif)Black on 12/7/2000 at 11:56
Well I'm not posting any more on this thread... honestly...
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surripio ergo sum
sailoreagle on 12/7/2000 at 18:44
Um, Black? You just did :P
(Sorry, I couldn't resist *grins*)
[This message has been edited by sailoreagle (edited July 12, 2000).]
sailoreagle on 13/7/2000 at 18:26
Sorry, I couldn't resist...
1428) You instinctively close your eyes when a flashbomb goes off.
1429) When Garrett, in the game, leans around a corner, you, in real life, lean in that direction too.
1430) You have Thief-based dreams.
1431) You read and printed out this whole thread.
1432) You've becomen so good at sneaking up on people (in real life) that you think, "Garrett would be proud of me."
1434) You go into the room where your computer is, and find Garrett there, leaning on a wall with a smug smile on his face...
1435) ....and then you wake up.
Keeper Hellzon on 15/7/2000 at 09:36
#1436: While playing Diablo, you refuse to use anything but a warhammer, short sword or bow. (Fondly remembering the maul)
#1437: You finish Diablo "Lytha Way".
#1438: You read through posts 1-1435 before posting anything. (true)
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CyberFish on 15/7/2000 at 20:05
#1439: You cannot look at a building without noting how lightly guarded it is.
#1440: When you accidently lock yourself out of your house, it is not a problem.
#1441: You deliberately lock yourslf out of your house, just so you can break back in.
#1443: All the expensive stuff you own is in secret compartments.
#1444: Several people at school/work are convinced you are stalking them.
#1445: Several people at school would be convinced you were stalking them if you ever let them notice you.
#1446: When on holiday in London, you suddnly realise how cool it would be to go roofclimbing... (True story.)
#1447: When you dream about flying, you dream you have to press SHIFT+Q first.
#1448: You get a couple of those Mechanist angel statues specialy made because they look so cool.
#1449: You realise how much easier roofclimbing would be if you set the friction level of those red tiles to 1.0
#1500: You refuse to do this because it would make it too easy.
Keeper Mallinson on 24/7/2000 at 18:03
#1501: You cite chants from Mechanists, Hammerites and Karrus himself while in the shower. Heheh, yes I have done it.
"To the Master Builder upon the ground, and he saw that the ground was good, and clean. No grasses marred his path, nay, not a whisp or vilest weed did spoil his view."
Keeper Iggles on 26/7/2000 at 23:18
You think in Hammerite-talk
The sunlight hurts your eyes
You look at old churches and wish that they had wooden roofs so you could get in with rope arrows.
sp4f on 27/7/2000 at 21:30
#1503 - You wander round your house at midnight and wait for some one to come looking for you and say 'I shall find thee ere long craven'.
#1504 - Everyone you meets seems to be talking to you in the apebeast voices. Thiefsie Mousie.
Apologies if any of these have appeared before
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Official Midget of the SPCB. So there.
MrDuck on 28/7/2000 at 00:36
Here's one that some might do.....
#1505-You tend to give the finger to each spider you encounter both in the game or in real life, and then proceed to hack them to death(in real life too).
#1506-You develop a distaste for crayfish
#1507-You wish you could send in Haunts to the school bullies.
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