1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Cigam on 7/5/2024 at 15:01

You try to get rid of a spider by sword-fighting with it, before remembering that it is much easier to just step on it.

Azaran on 7/5/2024 at 19:16

#3720 You're walking by the rich part of town, and start wondering if you could break into one of those mansions, rob it, and get away with it

downwinder on 8/5/2024 at 05:32

#3721 you go to a winery and ask them for "my fav year" and they look at you like you are benny

baeuchlein on 4/6/2024 at 08:01

Quote Posted by Cigam

You try to get rid of a spider by sword-fighting with it, before remembering that it is much easier to just step on it.

Alternate version: You try to shoot a spider with arrows instead of trampling onto it. After trying arrows, you can't go back to trampling on spiders because you missed the spider and instead nailed your feet to the wooden floor.:cheeky: (Ouch!)

TafferBoyJosh13 on 5/6/2024 at 18:03

#3722

I have a recurring dream about Burricks

In my dream it’s sort of like that movie A Quiet Place except the monsters that invade are Burricks

In the most recent dream my family were all in the living room and I could see one of the upstairs ceilings had caved in and a Burrick was roaming about the rafters, instead of running away or trying to kill it we just stayed out its way in the living room and kept the doors closed.

LordBooford on 19/6/2024 at 21:13

#3723 When you hear Lemmy sing you half expect the next line to be "Get back here you coward!"