1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
FenrisUlf on 8/6/2013 at 15:52
Quote Posted by jtr7
#3588: You go to a restaurant and find you are in no way fooled by Cook's practice of warming the salad to disguise wilting.
:thumb:
awesomeawesomeawesome! :cool:
FenrisUlf on 8/6/2013 at 15:55
#3596 You start moving REALLY slow when you step onto a tile floor.
#3597 You speed up when you get to carpet and even jump onto over carpets/rugs.
#3598 You run up to people standing on a carpet and raise your hand over head as if to strike them. (don't forget to grunt!)
Lotos on 20/7/2014 at 17:59
My apologies if this has already been posted, but I haven't read every single entry ;)
#3600 You're always wondering, if your family, friends, the person you are talking to actually is who he/she is supposed to be, or if it is Gamall, pretending to be them.
#3601 And when you don't ask yourself that, you ask yourself if you can trust said people... they might just use or betray you. In short, you are paranoid as hell. Sounds about right, eh? ^^
#3602 Your favourite room is always the secret room.
#3603 You test every book on a shelf and step on every tile on the floor to open said secret room.
#3604 You find yourself drawing glyphs on walls to open passageways and/or secret doors. Others just simply call it graffiti.
#3605 Whenever possible, you use airducts as a shortcut or to find a secret room.
Sycamoyr on 20/7/2014 at 18:52
Quote Posted by Lotos
My apologies if this has already been posted, but I haven't read every single entry ;)
I tried to read the first 1000, then I settled for reading them every once in awhile for laughs. Wouldn't it be cool if someone was crazy enough to place these all in a word document list for easy searching? If not for our own nostalgic fun, then for the posterity of Taffers!
Quote Posted by Lotos
#3605 Whenever possible, you use airducts as a shortcut or to find a secret room.
I sat next to an air vent in a lobby once, totally looked like I could have fit inside... so tempted!
Gotta keep this thread going, can't let it die!
#3606: You refuse to stop looking for change in your couch because you have a loot goal to achieve.
Lotos on 21/7/2014 at 09:48
Quote Posted by Sycamoyr
I tried to read the first 1000, then I settled for reading them every once in awhile for laughs.
Haha, yeah, I started reading it and after 1000 and the sheer number of so many more remaining pages I just gave up reading all of them and just glanced over them quickly. :D
Quote Posted by Sycamoyr
I sat next to an air vent in a lobby once, totally looked like I could have fit inside... so tempted!
I know right? I also find myself sometimes wondering if I would fit in, when I see one. :D
#3607: You're in the process of creating your own religion called Tafferism. Recruiting new members will include going from door to door and handing out little blackjacks and Hoods to the children... 'Tis early practice only makes the master.
Azaran on 2/7/2017 at 20:50
Let's resurrect this..
#3608: Those days when you lose faith in humanity, you start referring to people as 'manflesh'
twhalen2600 on 3/7/2017 at 03:31
I'll join you in the thread necromancy with:
#3609: On a still day you walk in and out of all the doors to a building trying to get the outside wind noises to "trigger".
#3610: When you use your key on all the doors to your house it disappears.
#3611: When you sneak into a building late at night you sometimes leave doors open because you don't think anyone will notice them.
#3612: Whenever you walk by a holy water font in a church you imagine frobbing it and hearing the holy-water sound.
Thinking Robot on 3/7/2017 at 15:02
# 3613: When you are disappointed by the modern day church and you suddenly decide to become a Hammerite
# 3614: When you buy a real (= sharp) sword because you could need it some day (
https://www.battlemerchant.com/Schwerter/Scharfe-Schwerter:::1_256.html) https://www.battlemerchant.com/Schwerter/Scharfe-Schwerter:::1_256.html
#3614a): When you try to carry your sword concealed like Garrett does but you fail in your attempt
#3615: When you periodically freak out in Minecraft, because chickens are making the same ticking walking noises as spiders do in the Thief-Universe (Yes, this scares me in Minecraft everytime :) )
#3616: when you provisionally blackjack your girlfriend after breaking in you own house because she
might alert the guards
#3617: When you enter the purgatory after your phisical death and god grants you acess to heaven if you are able to solve all Elevator Missions by your own but you decide to go to hell instead, because you know how hard and frustrating these missions are
#3618: When your girl crush wants you to pay for the restaurant bill and you quickly frob her wallet in an unnoticed moment
Ryan Smith on 4/7/2017 at 23:06
#3619 When you see a spider and you go from Alert Stage 1 to 3.
#3620 When you're home alone and your family's away, you patrol the house like a guard, grumbling "when are they gonna bring me my dinner..."
#3621 When you're swordfighting and you end up mimicking the sword guard's movements.
