1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
MissyK on 11/9/2010 at 18:28
#3552 You're the apartment manager and have the key to the roof :D It's a flat roof, and you like spending your time up there looking for ways across to the next buildings.
#3553 Instead of traditional swear words, you use things like "Curse the Builder" or "Oh taff this" (probably already mentioned).
[NAUC]Chief on 17/9/2010 at 18:40
#3554 You continually misread 'gmail' at the top of google as Gamall.
Jarkko Ranta on 17/9/2010 at 19:59
#3555 You are sightseeing historical monuments and keep thinking "wow, this would make a great FM!".
lost_soul on 17/9/2010 at 21:31
#3556: While in your apartment, you hear someone downstairs playing loud music. You then say "How am I supposed to relax with taffers like that around?"
intruder on 17/9/2010 at 23:35
#3557: The first thing you say when viewing a house you consider to rent is "This looks like a hard place to sneak through", a second later you come to realize the weird look in the broker's face...
Alic on 18/9/2010 at 20:13
#3558 You try to eat an apple in one bite
Kainus on 20/9/2010 at 11:50
#3559) You actually manage to log into the TTLG site and notice you've been away since 2006, the "1000 ways to know..." thread is still alive, and is now over 3500 reasons wide...you tell a very unsurprised friend.
BG_HHaunt on 23/9/2010 at 06:25
#3560: When you are trying to get off a mountain and don't have any other way, you blackjack a tourist, get his body and jump down with it. When you fall down you wonder why you took damage.
lost_soul on 24/9/2010 at 16:36
#3561: While running at the track, you begin jumping to try to continuously build up speed. (T1 style!)
#3562: While carrying a plate of dinner out, you accidentally and softly bump into someone, but aren't surprised when they're knocked out cold. This is another T1 reference, where you can hold the blackjack in the block position and ever-so-gently touch it to an AI's head for an instant KO. (You don't even have to swing!) For example: (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo60v5lzHDk)
redEye on 27/3/2011 at 18:22
#3563 : More than a decade later, you return to this thread, and...
