1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Pagan Hammerite on 30/4/2010 at 20:03

Every time you leave your house you mutter "Here we go!".

Dtnytro on 10/5/2010 at 05:22

#3474 : You dream about thief in first person view, in new levels your mind instantly creates.

That is weird, because i can't think about new levels while i'm awake !!
And after such a dream, i want to play thief again, it's like a sublime vicious circle.

Brazilian Taffer on 10/5/2010 at 15:17

3475 - You wonder what would be better: Install carpet in all your house, so you can sneak quietly out of your house if the bulldogs show up, or if you should make it full of tile floors, so other taffers can't get in your place without wasting a endless supply of moss arrows.

Beleg Cúthalion on 10/5/2010 at 20:03

Speaking of houses...

3476: You install pressure plate traps in the shady sideways of a long corridor leading to your treasury because you think no thief would walk along the well-lit middle.

Platinumoxicity on 10/5/2010 at 21:24

3477 - When you're trying to design a great stealth game, and you're trying to get the sneakiness just perfect you always feel like you're stealing everything from Thief.

pwyll on 11/5/2010 at 00:16

3478 - You can finish all missions in all Thief series blindfolded using only your hearing with 100% loot. Has anyone done it?

intruder on 12/5/2010 at 12:06

3479 - You can guide a friend of yours step-by-step through all OMs with closed eyes and ears. Although your friend did never play any Thief before, he finishs with all loot, all secrets, all pickpockets and no KO's or kills.

sparkle_motion on 12/5/2010 at 15:28

3480: You go on holiday somewhere foreign and thiefy, and you begin to pretend you're Garrett. Then you turn to your sibling and they're doing the exact same thing.

Sticky Fingers on 15/5/2010 at 01:48

3481: On a date, you keep telling your girlfriend to "follow me" or "wait there" while you scout ahead.

Neb on 15/5/2010 at 16:00

3482: Every time you're about to use one, you can here Tom Jones singing "Flashbomb, flashbomb, you're my flashbomb" in your head.