Brother_Murus on 1/12/2009 at 09:27

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#3432: You go to church, reach into your jacket to get the Holy Bible, then take out the Thief: The Dark Project in it's Jewel Casing, containing the disk. You slide the manual and start reading. You keep re-reading it to yourself; you decide to look up, and see that church is over.

Skaruts on 3/12/2009 at 06:27

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#3433 - your wife gets angry once again because you show up with a high quantity of each of several vegetables and bread loafs, instead of the roast chicken you were supposed to have brought for dinner.

#3434 - you still make attempts on stealing keys from people's belts and picking locks, even though you don't realize you're already in a madhouse.

#3435 - you stare at the copper jar in your living room for hours, walking around it and leaning, and finally you get mad and call the softwere provider to announce it has a bug: "it just won't get lit up!".

#3436 - You follow that guy that entered the convenience store, after you did, but didn't buy anything and looked at you in a funny way before he left.

#3437 - You have a hand-crafted rope arrow that you use to re-paint the highest part of the outside walls of your house.

#3438 - You start yelling at people when you show them how well you imitate Stephen Russel and they start laughing histericaly.

#3439 - Your friends are already used to have you just listening to their conversations while hidding in some dark corner. Even tho they still look behind their shoulders.

#3440 - You hand-crafted some moss arrows to prevent your boss from noticing you're late for work again.

#3441 - You obcessively avoid any floor in your house that isn't a carpet.

#3442 - You start saying "how's it goin'" to people you've never seen before, in the middle of the street.

#3443 - After trying to open every door of every house in your neighborhood you think "omg wtf this game is so limited!"

#3444 - You go to england and try to sabotage the Big Ben.

#3445 - You see some monks on a tv documentary and you think "these keepers are getting way too careless..."

#3446 - You get the police knocking on your door for trying to rob their station last night.

#3447 - Those same policemen say you also tried to rob the national bank and the Sherif's house.

# 3448 - You reply them with "bah, you guys aren't worth it. You got no security robots. Taffers"

#3449 - One day you stare at your computer, puzzled, and thinking "What the hell is this thing doing here? The hammers haven't invented it yet!"

#3450 - You sneak behind your wife and steal every piece of food she has there while she is making dinner.

#3451 - You immediatelly eat all that food cuz you know you're already with full health, and probably won't need it anyway.

#3452 - You try very hard to rip of that taxi roof light that has just lit up.

Skaruts on 3/12/2009 at 17:29

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thank you :cheeky:

aStrangeAlien on 4/12/2009 at 04:48

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Anyone know of any taffers anonymous meetings around?

shotgun on 4/12/2009 at 09:42

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#3455: You become obsessed with a murderous rage anytime a stranger sings "La La La"