1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

mudi on 30/9/2009 at 01:07

3416: You do #3415, but in your mind accidentally hit quicksave instead of quickload.

Nibbio on 2/10/2009 at 08:04

3417: when you really go around small villages or parks/woods dressed in neutral colors with bow and arrows trying to evade guards and enemy troops (it may happen if you are a larp player like me XD)

neecap on 2/10/2009 at 20:08

3418: You are unable to be at ease inside pubs etc unless you have a flashbang grenade in your pocket.

DarkMax on 4/10/2009 at 09:46

3419: you watch the roofs with wooden surfaces and start to think if you can stick a rope arrow on it and get inside the house.
3420: when you look at the church's stained glasses, you add a Hammer in it's center, or simply think that it's a Hammerite church, but you get disgusted when you see that there are no guards and there is no a crypt or machine room in it :laff:
3421: when you wear your hood, you start to think you're Garrett.
3422: when you see a hammer, you get it and start to move like the Hammerites and say:"i shall find thy again" or "haha".
3423: you are running before someone, but when you see that he is on a surface taller than you, you start to call him a coward

Risquit on 21/10/2009 at 00:52

3424. You visit a faux castle in Napa Valley and hide in the door jambs of jail cells and behind barrels of wine. No, really.

Platinumoxicity on 21/10/2009 at 17:31

Hey, are these new ones?

3425: You wonder why most lockable doors in the real world only have keyholes on 1 side.

3426: If you live in the UK or USA etc., you wonder why the technological development of door handles has gone backwards from the Thief-ages and the nation has adopted an inferior "knob handle" that you actually need to grab with your whole hand to turn.

3427: You can't use the transmission or the handbrake in a car because they don't have red handles, therefore they're not frobbable.

3428: When you see a partially broken staircase, you somehow think that it could be very dangerous, even fatal but only if you'd try to ascend it.

Beleg Cúthalion on 21/10/2009 at 19:26

That gives me an idea:

#3429: You don't mind jumping down into a mess of broken walls, beams, stones etc. because you simply cannot think of breaking your ankle or slipping once you have contact to the ground. At least you don't mind the first time doing it.

PotatoGuy on 21/10/2009 at 19:29

#3430: You jump in every well you see. There might be a hidden passage in the water!

Neb on 26/11/2009 at 06:33

3431: the noise of one of the switches reminds you of the Russian word for 'when'. (Когда, Kogda). It's driving me nuts because it has the same syllables and tone.

PotatoGuy on 26/11/2009 at 10:13

Maybe that's more of a clue that you've spoken Russian way too much. ;)