1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Black on 17/5/2000 at 15:02
1305) (?)
When you pick a lock, you can't help muttering to yourself:
"Open for me, open to me, open my way, etc"
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Surripio ergo sum
Kassandra on 18/5/2000 at 19:48
#1307 - On a nice and long walk with your s/o, when you completely lost any sense of directions, you feel a nervous tickling in your right thumb - because you always activate the compass in Thief with this finger.
#1308 - Actually, you also look into the "right corner" of your RL field of view, to check if the compass is already activated...
(two real life stories - happened today.)
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/wink.gifSalokin on 19/5/2000 at 05:45
1309 - You switch off all electrical equipment by exploding them into little pieces.
1310 - You are then surprised to find an on/off switch.
1311 - You are then more concerned about the waste of a firearrow than the destruction of your hi-fi.
Tarren on 19/5/2000 at 11:40
1312:
You try to convert your friends to 'thievism'
1313:
you install the game on a slow @$$ computer at school with no sound and unistall it because your afraid of giving the wrong first impression
WitchKing on 19/5/2000 at 15:48
1314: you desperatly need to know what was on mission 8 before it vanished.
1315:you replay mission 18 over 20 times just to laugh at the kung-fu servants, farting Burricks and dancing Zombies
Fearless Fish on 20/5/2000 at 17:30
1316: Your name is Tarren and you've posted 419 posts since March!
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'Let The Builder guide thy path.'
d0om on 20/5/2000 at 17:46
1317 - when taking your RS GCSE, you answear the question: "In the two religions you have studies, what the name of the religion's founder?" You answear The Master Builder and Karras.
Fearless Fish on 21/5/2000 at 11:07
I did that in my mocks!
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'Let The Builder guide thy path.'
Kroakie on 22/5/2000 at 09:56
1318. you walk on your newly tiled house and wondered "Where the loud 'cluck cluck' sound go?
1319. you tried to make a blackjack by painting a 500ml coke bottle black.
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Beware SHADows
Beware places where the night LIVEs.
They wait
There is no Natural Darknesss
Only ShaDOWS
Black on 22/5/2000 at 11:44
1320) Thou art a devout Catholic, yet Thief related bits and pieces find their way into thy prayers:
"Hail Mary, full of grace."
"Hail Mary, full of grace."
"Hail Mary, full of grace."
"Hail Murus, full of grace."
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif"Hail Mary, full of grace."
"Hail Mary, full of grace."
"Hail Mary, full of grace."
1321) Thou art a devout Christian, yet thy scripture is riddled with Hammerite phrases:
"And Jesus suffered the children to come unto him... err... be they of stone, or of flesh..."
1322) Thou art a member of the Church of Latter-day Saints (i.e. Jehovah's Witness), and the only method thou canst think of converting them to thy cause is by knocking on people's doors, saying:
"Join us join us join us now..."
When this fails, thy comments are different:
"Flames around you, flames, nothing but flames, burning your flesh..."
1323) Thou art a Bhuddist, yet the only way thou canst find the path to Enlightenment is by reading every book, lampoon, scroll etc in Undercover and other Hammerite missions.
1324) Thou art a Hindu, yet thy wheel turneth not, for thou canst not find the much talked about power unit to switch on power.
1325) Thou art a Jew, yet thou canst not think of the Wailing Wall without thinking "I am a wallbuilder. May my walls endure, whilst cities rise and empires fall..."
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Surripio ergo sum
