1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Thor on 27/2/2009 at 19:05

Dunno if this has been, but oh well...
3339: On your memorial you will be buried together with Thief CDs.
3340: If your house starts burning or something, you take the Thief CDs with you and everything else (children & stuff?) "on your way"or simply care too much about Thief to think about other stuff at all.
3341: You find a solution to a problem by playing an FM with lots of puzzles. Either you succeed... or fail!

Beleg Cúthalion on 27/2/2009 at 20:38

Quote Posted by Thor02

3339: On your memorial you will be buried together with Thief CDs.

3342: Your children hear rumors about a rich guy buried with lots of treasure. They dig you out, soak you with holy water and take the Thief CDs.

Dia on 27/2/2009 at 23:20

:laff: :laff:

(Except my kids would probably use a couple fire arrows!! ;) )

I just realized that it was almost nine years ago that my husband sat at his PC reading '1000 clues ...' out loud to me. We were both laughing so hard tears were running down our cheeks! Been hooked on TTLG ever since! :thumb: :thumb:

Herr_Garrett on 28/2/2009 at 19:13

3343: When you look down, you don't see your body.
3344: When you die, you'll expect to become a zombie, and in fact you devise a small apparatus which, when somebody (you) tries to move the coffin's lid, sprinkles holy water all over your earthly remains.
3345: People will have to call a priest to say a Prayer of Consecration (:angel:) over your grave, because something like 'Join us, join us, join us now!' can be heard to filter out of your coffin.
3346: When you'll be chucked into jail because you stole some fat noble's priceless trinket, you'll start to go: 'oOOOoOOOOOOoooooO, my ambitions, oh my ambitions...'

pavlovscat on 7/3/2009 at 01:20

3347: When you get really sick and tell the doc on your third visit that you need something -ANYthing- to get well enough to play some Thief!!

Petike the Taffer on 7/3/2009 at 02:27

3348 : Your greatest role model besides Garrett is Benny. :cheeky:
3349 : You live in a world where mythological creatures and monsters run amok, but birds, horses, livestock and most of the usual animals (except cats, rats and bugs) never show up ! :rolleyes:
3350 : You are surprised by the fact that ancient civilizations didn't really use fluorescent tube lamps equipped with automatic sensors for lighting up the inside of their monuments. :p
3351 : You always get annoyed when you sneak up on people and realize they're seated on chairs (yeah, TDS glitch reference :tsktsk:).
3352 : When you were young and your mom read you scary bedtime stories about evil witches and hags, you just smiled and said confidently : "Don't worry, Mom ! An oil flask or two might do the job..." :cheeky: (Yes, this is the more merrier TDS glitch reference. ;))

Herr_Garrett on 7/3/2009 at 08:37

Quote Posted by Petike the Taffer

3352 : When you were young and you mom read you scary bedtime stories about evil witches and hags, you just smiled and said confidently : "Don't worry, Mom ! An oil flask or two might do the job..." :cheeky: (Yes, this is the more merrier TDS glitch reference. ;))

That one is pretty sick, but damn good :cheeky:

Thor on 7/3/2009 at 23:44

3353. Making a list of things you should do, you feel like making objectives for an FM.
3354. You're seeing your life as an FM.

Neb on 8/3/2009 at 04:16

3355: Wind chimes momentarily bring a flash of excitement. Congratulations. You are now one of Pavlov's Taffers.

Petike the Taffer on 8/3/2009 at 10:32

Quote Posted by Herr_Garrett

3346: When you'll be chucked into jail because you stole some fat noble's priceless trinket, you'll start to go: 'oOOOoOOOOOOoooooO, my ambitions, oh my ambitions...'

Does Garrett say something like that in one of the games ? I never heard it...