1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
RavynousHunter on 29/6/2008 at 21:17
Actually, to be precise, LGS did that 10 years before me, when people first played Thief and thought "damn... wood woman... :sly:"
Don't look at me if people start publishing Thief doujinshi, if they haven't already.
Maddermadcat on 22/2/2009 at 02:17
Quote Posted by The Woodsie Lord
Please no..
Personally I see little reason to complain. :U
Petike the Taffer on 22/2/2009 at 15:16
3303 : You use flares to elevate yourself to greater heights... :cheeky:
3304 : You pull out a key or a set of lockpicks from your pockets and magically drift towards the door you're trying to unlock (TDS style)... ;)
3305 : Everytime you lean against a wall, you sigh...
3306 : You suffer arthritis, severe pain in the knees and an aching back - because you never walk upright... :cheeky:
3307 : You can do a kangaroo jump with ease...
3308 : Everytime you see somebody moan and cough, you panic and start throwing and shooting flashbombs, holy water and fire arrows at him, with the words : "Die, undead scum !" :D
3309 : Your best friend's name is Artemus.
3310 : You only date girls named Viktoria and Zaya.
3311 : You have a tattoo with a key on your hand.
3312 : You pluck out your eye and invent yourself a mechanical one.
3313 : During archery practice, you repeat Artemuse's tutorial on using the bow from the TDP training mission verbatim.
3314 : When you get mad, you pick up a huge battle hammer and yell : "Lay thyself upon my anvil !!!"
3315 : Your bedroom is only lit by a torch or a gas lamp. When going to sleep, you put it out with a water arrow.
3316 : You fear lizards... There's always a possibility they'll attack you with their breath...
3317 : You never dare to go near an orphanage or asylum.
Herr_Garrett on 22/2/2009 at 19:04
Quote Posted by Petike the Taffer
3307 : You can do a kangaroo jump with ease...
3311 : You have a tattoo with a key on your hand.
3314 : When you get mad, you pick up a huge battle hammer and yell : "Lay thyself upon my anvil !!!"
..
3317 : You never dare to go near an orphanage or asylum.
3307: Can do :D
3311: Plan to have one :D
3314: My friends usually comment how I speak early modern English (I only say 'tis, not it's, for example), because I learned English on Tolkien and Shakespeare :cheeky:
3317: Applies to me ;)
Stibitzki on 23/2/2009 at 16:37
3318: At any counter, you can't get enough ringing the bell. (Cosas: Mission X)
Herr_Garrett on 23/2/2009 at 20:53
3319: You get a heart attack when climbing ladders/ropes.
3320: You can climb up anything carrying tons of loot, any amount of arrows, and a body.
3321: You go 'ggngh' a lot
3322: You don't breathe.
3323: When you eat meat, you make the same sounds when eating apples.
3324: You don't drink
3325: Altough you drink healing potions all the time, you still have scars.
3326: You never trip over anything - you get heart attacks.
3327: You fart into little vials, which you tie and strap to the end of arrows.
3328: Instead of checking your pockets, you try to roll the mouse wheel.
3329: You know exactly how much money you have on you in cash, in gems, in goods.
3330: Instead of bringing out a ladder (because you get heart attacks), you reach high places by grabbing any piece of junk available, and dropping it beneath you, stacking it up.
sNeaksieGarrett on 23/2/2009 at 21:22
Quote:
Stibitzki 3318: At any counter, you can't get enough ringing the bell. (Cosas: Mission X)
:laff:
Dia on 23/2/2009 at 23:56
(I realize these have probably been done to death, but I'm not gonna go back through the last gazillion pages to find out.... :p )
3331: You can't walk past a bunch of square crates or sturdy-looking boxes without frantically trying to stack them beneath a window. When they're stacked you try your best to jump up to the top one to see if the window is pickable. (May cause problems when you're in a grocery store.)
3332: Whenever you have company and hear an unexpected sound you have to literally bite your tongue to keep from muttering, 'Musta been rats!'.
3333: Whenever you hear someone approaching from out of your line of vision you look up & around and say, 'Jerrod, is that you?', regardless of where you happen to be at the moment. (Can cause problems if you & your significant other are home alone at that moment and he/she hears you say that.)
3334: You fall madly in love with strange men that say, 'Oh yeah...', if they sound like Garrett when they say it.
3335: You keep a blackjack in the umbrella stand near the front door, 'just in case .... ' .
3336: You start whistling the Hammerites' chant whenever you're in an elevator, walking down a flight of stairs, or walking down a long hallway.
3337: Instead of turning lights off by flicking the switch manually, you prefer to shoot moss arrows at them until the switch flicks into the 'off' position. (While crouching behind a corner and leaning out just enough so the arrow clears the wall, of course.)
redEye on 27/2/2009 at 02:46
3338 : When you return to the forums ten years after you joined them and are absolutely thrilled to see this thread still alive.
:cheeky: