ZkilfinG on 27/4/2000 at 23:44

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Wow, pure 3l1t3 here =8)

#1277 You don't just keep updated with this forum, but also with every other Thief forum

#1278 You dream wet dreams about #2000'th post, and have already thought out something very, very special to write for it

#1279 You've traced down the origins of the word 'Taffer' but since you're a Thief you won't share the secret, it migth come in handy someday...

#1280 You start thinking that you might need a new topic '1000 clues that you have been posting to much on the "1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ........ "'

#1281 You've accually read all of the previously 1280 posts


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The Cloaked Wolf on 17/5/2000 at 05:53

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This thread's not gonna die if I can help it...


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Please excuse me if anyone's listed any of these already:

#1283 You start chomping at the bit for a THIEF movie to come out in the theatres.
#1284 You wet your pants because none has appeared yet.
#1285 You go through the trouble of getting the phone number of every film studio in existance and call them demanding to know why they haven't gotten around to it yet.
#1286 You threaten to break into their building at night, steal anything you can, blackjack their guards and take over their studio if they don't.
#1287 You keep this nonsense up for several months before finally calling it quits.
#1288 You decide that since no one else will do it... you'll just have to do it yourself.
#1289 You go through the trouble of a second job, etc., doing all you can to get the cash to finance such a film project.
#1290 You finally just break into a bank. After all, you've robbed the bank on THIEF II enough times for practice, right?
#1291 You obssess over the script, hassling actual LGS staff for points of accuracy to include.
#1292 LGS finally keeps track of your number and has your calls blocked.
#1293 You go nuts trying to decide who to cast in the role of Garrett.
#1294 You suddenly stop worrying about casting Garrett at the moment, because, being a guy, you decide that it's even MORE vital to first decide who should be cast as Viktoria! She has to have extensive knowledge on the Thief world as well as the skill to be able to maneuver through it as seamlessly as possible, so you have to pick carefully! Someone with all the smarts and moves.
#1295 You finally settle on someone you think perfect for Viktoria.

#1296 Lytha.

(Just kidding there, Lytha!) http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

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heifetz on 17/5/2000 at 09:08

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#1299 - Your butt starts to sweat and itch from sitting on that leather/fabric chair too long.

#1300 - You close your eyes at night, only to see burricks and Hammerites leaping at you.


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krummi on 17/5/2000 at 12:34

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Sorry if someone already have said this:

1302.

Whe you see something interesting far away, you try to zoom to see what it is.. (true story http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif)

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DDuke on 17/5/2000 at 14:19

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(10,000) You examime all the trees before going into a forest.