1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
sterlino on 7/5/2008 at 09:57
2755. when you visit a graveyard you read carefully each label and each gravestone.. ! @_@
AfroTaffer on 7/5/2008 at 23:42
2756. When someone blames you for a theft you didn't commit and you can't help but feel jelous of whoever committed the crime.
N3rday on 8/5/2008 at 00:43
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#2507 : You start successfully implementing stealth into games that have no inherent stealth capability.
Oh yeah, I've done this. I played F.E.A.R. all the way through, trying to get as many melee kills as possible. I got a total of 504. Considering the very few times I used my guns, I would be surprised if there were more than 530 or 540 total enemies in the entire game.
RavynousHunter on 8/5/2008 at 03:43
Aye, that one works wonders in Guild Wars... Or at least in situations where you don't wanna draw aggro. :cheeky: I remember narrowly escaping death numerous times just because I used every pixel of terrain to my advantage.
Of course, it also works wonders in Call of Duty 4, hit the ground in a patch of thick grass, and snipe my brother/friend/cousin/cousin's bf and have them not even know where the bullets were coming from. Even with the radar set to "always on." :thumb:
AerisNoir on 8/5/2008 at 06:51
Quote Posted by N3rday
Oh yeah, I've done this. I played F.E.A.R. all the way through, trying to get as many melee kills as possible. I got a total of 504. Considering the very few times I used my guns, I would be surprised if there were more than 530 or 540 total enemies in the entire game.
Actually, I'm guilty of this as well.... I can't play most of the games through without going into creep/stealth mode: leaning around corners, eavesdropping, sniping, attacking from behind etc etc.
Add up to this: you're playing way to much Thief if the friends who watch you play *any* game groan because you're not playing in the style you're supposed to, and are still getting higher scores.
RavynousHunter on 8/5/2008 at 15:12
2757: You alter the Thief gamefiles making a "Psychopath" difficulty, which disallows victory until every single NPC (even the ones on the ground in LotP) lies dead. You also get extra loot if you kill them in creative ways. :ebil:
give in, you know you want to...
TheGrimSmile on 9/6/2008 at 00:45
2758: You read random books to find the vault code for your local bank.
2759: Every time you go into a Halloween store, you dodge around the isles to avoid the masks (stupid golden bomb-spitting masks)
2760: You continue past 1000 and even 2000 based on things you know you've done.
2761: While playing Thief, you try to use the mouse to grab something on your desk (I actually have done this)
2762: You run and hide every time you see a gear
2763: In school, you tell your teacher that a T-Rex is actually a gas-spitting burrick.
2764: Get extremely depressed when the last 15 clues you wrote got erased, yet rewrite them anyway
2765: Don't go near a manhole unless you have a body to dump in there (forget aligators! It's the spiders, zombies, and burricks that you have to watch out for)
2766: Reply to this thread even though it hasn't been touched for a month
2767: Plan to read all clues previous to yours
2768: Don't find it at all sad that this was orginally supposed to be 100 clues
2769: Edit this post for the third time to add more clues
2770: You make individual awards and medals for those Garrett FM voice actors (good job, guys!)
2771: Explain to a group of mountain climbers that their task is impossible because ropes don't bend
2772: Give your kid a Thief CD instead of a teddy bear
2773: Wouldn't sell your beloved copy of T1 for all the money in the world
2774: Notice that you've started to look for coin purses on peoples' belts
2775: In the dark, you try to steal your friend's money from in front of their face
2776: Look under every desk for a switch and have the urge turn every lamp in sight
2777: Try to eat a dear leg in one bite
2778: You are alarmed when someone doesn't know the meaning of "frobbable"
2779: Sing pagan drinking songs
2780: You are confused when someone comes in but you didn't hear the door open
2781: Attemp to use your gloves to climb a wall
2782: Make sound effects every time you pick up a coin
2783: You are up to 329 (wish me luck!)
2784: You can't open your garage door because there is not an insanely large lever to do so with
2785: Try to beat every other person on this board for number of clues they have provided
2786: Try to place every valuable item in your home into the catagories of gold, gems, and goods
2787: Refuse to go to your wedding because you're too busy making an FM about one
2788: Play with a metal helmet on so ono one can knock you ot
2789: Call random people Cavador and throw them into your rowboat
2790: Try to count all the clues you've made, but find that this waste valuable plaing time
2791: Start reading Thief discussions and quotes out loud, then notice that you have most of them memorized anyway
sNeaksieGarrett on 9/6/2008 at 06:04
Holy freakin' cow!:eek: Quite a list you got there TheGrimSmile:cheeky:
I really like 2778 and 2782 (lol!)
Knock on 9/6/2008 at 07:27
2792: When you pass a building under renovation covered in scaffolding, you quietly think to yourself "Hah! Too easy..."
