1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

I Hate Burricks on 20/4/2007 at 18:08

#2628- You've written a book called "1001 ways to kill a burrick".

Training mission:
#2629- you've been to every roof possible and have screen shots to prove it.
2630- you've pushed a Keeper out to the courtyard in hopes he would fight with the sparing partner

Bafford's:
2631- you've knocked out everysingle guard while playing on expert and dragged them to the main gate just to take a screen shot
2632- you enjoy jumping off the roof into the pool
2633- you've locked the drunk guard in the well house.
2634- you have countless screenshots of the servents standing on the counter in the kitchen
2635- you've completed the level while getting all the pickpockets and allt he loot without being seen

Cragscleft:
2636- you've locked the novice in one of the cells
2637- you've managed to lock a zombie in one of the cells
2638- You enjoy makeing hammers in the factory

Bonehoard"
2639- You've lured a single zombie to the room with all the burricks in front of the horn and laughed as you watched the zombie slaughter them all

Assassins:
2640: you've been to just about ever roof and have screen shots of them all.
2641: you enjoy the sprint back to home turf since you've memorized the entire layout of the mission
2642: you've made a fort out of all the crates in the mission and are still sane.

(more to come when i get home from work)

imperialreign on 25/4/2007 at 00:58

>2643 ~ You've started using the term 'bonehoard' when referring to scrapyards or junkyards of any sort

JonesCrusher on 27/4/2007 at 19:55

2644

You search the forums daily to see if there is a Thief Reinactment society formed yet,where we all meet once a year to dress up and play different people.....the thing is everything would get nicked,burned or pincushioned.....and you wouldnt see anyone.......they would all be hiding in the shadows!.........laden down with other peoples gear...that sounds great!

Peanuckle on 6/5/2007 at 20:38

2645

You revive old threads because you wanna see where they will lead. Also, I want a piece of the pie.

smijos on 29/5/2007 at 03:48

2646 : Whenever an automatic sliding glass door opens you say "Open to me! Open for me! Open to me!" in a Trickster voice. (and this is true...and sad)

***Are TDS experiences allowed in this thread?***

2647: You wonder why Garret doesn't pack up and move from South Quarter into Shalebridge Cradle, because you so spent so much time, energy, tears, and sweat in that place you just love it now. In fact, you've taken the time to figure out who all the puppets are based on their location, given them names (based on their initials), and have devised a plan based on their habits to curry their favor and set up a frat house.

2648: You wonder where Lytha is now...

BoldEnglishman on 29/5/2007 at 12:48

2649: You lure the Hammer Haunts out of the catacombs in Eavesdropping and watch 'em go rambo on the Mechanists.

2650: You lure the Zombie out of the graveyard in Trace the Courier and watch IT go rambo on the City Watch

2651: You still think there is a way to kill 'GOLDENBOY'

2652: You try and complete the game killing as many as people as you can without touching them

2653: You start talking like Karras

2654: You start writing in Hammerite dialect

2655: You start writing in Pagan dialect

mxleader on 2/6/2007 at 07:24

2656- You post in this thread more often than playing thief.

jasee on 2/6/2007 at 11:57

2657 -You are on your tenth disc for each game cos you wear them out - no hang on, thats cos my kids use them as frizbees

Lightningline on 2/6/2007 at 12:52

2658) During lovemaking you yell out Victorias name or if your a woman ..."Oh Garrett"
2659) On a trip you always say " Better check my map"
2660) You refer to the president as "Lord Bafford"
2661) When you go hunting with a blackjack.

BoldEnglishman on 2/6/2007 at 20:07

2662: When you found the Order of the Hammer/Vine in real life, just as Jedi's are an official religion now :D