1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

KingAl on 22/3/2007 at 07:21

Quote Posted by *Zaccheus*

You play Thief for relaxation ... the game is so easy to play for you, so going through the missions gives your brain a nice refreshing break.

Quote Posted by ValasXitan

You have played through Thief: Dark Project so much, you can play through Lord Baffords Manor playing Blind Thief (Monitor turned off) and still get all the gold.

I think these are meant to be in the "1000 clues that you're a smug, bragging bastard" thread ;)

ValasXitan on 22/3/2007 at 07:45

King, believe me, i have not played through Theif: TDP THAT many times. I dont think anyone could beat the first level on Blind Thief. (Although, if you can, make sure to post a strategy)

imperialreign on 12/4/2007 at 04:10

#2612

You can easily lapse into 'paganish' whenever a bill collector calls, just to irritate the piss out of them

"Sir, you owe $xx on your account, when can you make a payment?"

"Bes wes keepsie them purse coinses from them cityfools, bes you tricksie me, I bes watchering you. Manfools best bes eaten by them woodsie lord."

"Ummm . . . could you repeat that, sir?"

*happened today, matter of fact - I thought it was a riot afterwards

kittykat on 12/4/2007 at 20:45

You read the entire thread in 1 sitting and can´t stop laughing to play thief, too bad....roflol where is the bathroom:erm:

JonesCrusher on 12/4/2007 at 22:48

2614 You realise that the only clothes you buy nowadays are very dark to black......

2615 You start saying things like "Notsie Nowsie" to your other half and calling him "Man-flesh"!........

2616 You mumble away to yourself in "Old English"....{you hear a noise}......"Ah...twas but the wind on the Torches"......."Why do I have to put up with all these incompetents"

2617 You hum Hammer chants to yourself................

2618 You start belching like a Burrick!.......which is quite unlady-like ....for me......

2619 You check your purse to see which kind of arrows you could buy......

2620 You are unable to walk around your home with all the lights on!.........

2621 When you eat...you are so dissappointed that the sound is not like that on Theif..........

2622 you would prefer to live in a castle with Torches and roaring crackling fires!..........

2623 You start making long medieval dresses in red velvet with gold braiding.........

ValasXitan on 13/4/2007 at 00:41

#2624

You wonder how in the world can a thread be around for this long??
(The thread itself is 8 YEARS old - or at least i think:confused: )

Dia on 13/4/2007 at 01:35

Quote Posted by JonesCrusher

2623 You start making long medieval dresses in red velvet with gold braiding.........

2623.5: ..... and start practicing saying 'Kevel, is that you?' in different sultry tones while facing the wall as you're standing on your bed.

Palantir on 15/4/2007 at 06:21

#2626 You are planning to start a modern keeper organization and are looking for place to hide the compound in....

Gorgonseye on 16/4/2007 at 03:05

#2627 You actually found a place to hide the compound in.

Random_Taffer on 16/4/2007 at 05:39

Quote Posted by imperialreign

HAHA! I would have laughed my ass off. (God bless the mute button)

Fortunately, I'm a bill collector no longer.