1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

jolynsbass on 8/12/2006 at 14:22

Quote Posted by Infernalis

#2588 You hope that somewhere out there in the big wide world there really is a Benny.

Actually, Komag is Benny. He works as a night watchman in real life!:cool:

Infernalis on 8/12/2006 at 18:03

Quote Posted by jolynsbass

Actually, Komag is Benny. He works as a night watchman in real life!:cool:

i seem to remember laughing hilariously at that thread, it even came with mspaint drawings as i recall. Well. Komag, if you ever need any help with those humors, go to a real doctor.

wekes878 on 9/12/2006 at 04:06

I'm sure this has already been mentioned somewhere deep in this thread, but I've taken up whistling and humming like the guards from The Dark Project when I'm waiting for the bus (I hadn't even started playing the full game yet; this was from playing the Bafford demo). This was quite effective when I was working an evening shift, and it'd be one in the morning, in January, and the temperature was -30 celcius or worse with the windchill, and the second bus would be a half-hour wait. I think the whistling came from a combination of anticipation for playing the full game and lunacy (also quite effective for keeping your mind off of your limbs slowly turning into frozen meat sticks).

Mighty Hammer on 9/12/2006 at 12:32

2591:

You start to use Hammerite and Mechanist texts in arguments (Guilty of this one)

RavynousHunter on 10/12/2006 at 15:14

Quote Posted by Infernalis

#2588 You hope that somewhere out there in the big wide world there really is a Benny.

actually, i know someone who acts almost exactly like Benny, even when sober. most entertaining, but extremely annoying after a few hours. :sweat:

T.Socker on 17/12/2006 at 05:23

#2592 You locate some appropriate quotes from Garret or the Guards, record them, and use them as your outgoing message on your answering machine.
(Riiing; Riiiing: Guard: "Now where'd he go?!" 'I can't come to the phone right now' (cue Zombie moan)....

Vipercat on 1/1/2007 at 04:36

#2593. When you are watching television and an advertisment for "Lazy Boy Reclining Chairs" comes on the tv and the part where the female voice says lifetime warranty on the MECHANIST parts is actually MECHANICAL parts.

oops :o

Kanditter on 1/1/2007 at 22:25

#2594:
When you are stuck on a roof, you don't call for help.
No, you look for someone to jump on.

#2595:
You always carry a frog in your pocket. See above.

#2596:
You throw heavy fireworks against a locked door, because you believe that it will open without showing any signs of damage.

#2597:
-For Dromeders

You hear "m00start" when you go to bed, because someone forgot to deactivate the trigger.

#2598:
You believe that some lava in volcanoes could be water.

reference to the crap contest there ...

Jusal on 31/1/2007 at 20:29

#2599:
You start running and jumping every time you come across a carpet.

#2600:
You resurrect this thread.

Jusal on 2/2/2007 at 15:20

I'm just feeding this horrific monster from behind the grave with more clues. It deserves no rest.

#2601:
You tell everyone you have a sister who would be VERY grateful if someone ever breaks out of a prison.

#2602:
You become one with your inner Garrett.

I have given up trying to actually figure out the REAL amount of clues here. It's somewhere clearly over 3000.