1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Dia on 26/11/2006 at 14:45

2575: You've decided that one of the most important criteria for a prospective mate is whether or not they've played any of the Thief games.

Bonus points if they've played any of the FMs.

Kainus on 28/11/2006 at 14:22

2576: you name your dog "Burrick", much to the confusion of your friends and family.

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god i hate this thread...it should've died...but this way was amusing me.

The Woodsie Lord on 29/11/2006 at 19:53

#2577: You try to tap "Escape" or "M" somewhere in Mid-Air, to see what mission you're in, and what your objectives are.

#2578: Before you enter a place you've never been before, you start a speech about the place and it's history.

Poison Ivy on 30/11/2006 at 14:25

Quote Posted by The Woodsie Lord

The last one had me laughing real hard.... :thumb: Just because I actually imagined that for a moment...

Hm... Maybe we should start another list. "The List of Things to Do In Order to Get Odd Looks From Your Pals"

Eother on 1/12/2006 at 08:20

#2579: You steal the keys from your place of employment, because, hey, the real job YOU were doing was "Casing the Joint".

I actually did this, without really thinking. I still have them, in fact, in case I ever need to make a midnight trip to the grocery store...

Caranfin on 2/12/2006 at 13:04

I've read all of the posts in this thread but that was a while ago, so some of these could have been said earlier. Sorry if they have.

#2580: Your friends have started to subconsciously look over their shoulders every few seconds in case you're sneaking up on them.

#2581: You haven't got any keyes; you just pick the lock every time you want to enter your apartment.

#2582: The one above this one is true for your friends' places too, and has nearly resulted in some pretty ankward situations before. Luckily it is not an easy thing to see you... Especially when you do not wish to be seen.

NightStalker on 4/12/2006 at 01:08

Quote Posted by Caranfin

#2581: You haven't got any keyes; you just pick the lock every time you want to enter your apartment.

#2583: you've got to the point where lock picks are quicker then keys

RavynousHunter on 4/12/2006 at 15:56

#2584: You don't even need lockpicks to open locks anymore, you can use a peice of paper or a hair, or even your breath.

#2585: You start praying to the Builder whenever you enter PvP in an MMO. God damned Luxons....

:thumb:

Ardesco on 6/12/2006 at 00:42

#2586 You try to flee the Theif GenDiscussion and wind up being sucked back in like a dustball in a vacuum cleaner. Thanks LadyTaffer. Thanks sooooo much!

#2587 You create a hotmail account under the name Garrett so you can send emails to your thiefsie friends and make them think it's from THE Garrett!!! :D

Infernalis on 7/12/2006 at 04:21

#2588 You hope that somewhere out there in the big wide world there really is a Benny.

#2589 Despite your families discouragement you still think that opening a Burrick Inn would be a great business venture.