1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

nicked on 5/9/2006 at 12:11

2516: You start thinking about whether God used bsp or csg based engine to create the universe, and are we all within Fill Air brushes?

2517: You think hoodies are cool cos you look like Garrett

2518: You regularly attempt to sneak up on your loved ones but are foiled and can't understand why they heard you - after all, you were walking on carpet!

Poison Ivy on 5/9/2006 at 20:27

#2519 You start single-handedly making an anime version of Thief. :D

nomad of the pacific on 6/9/2006 at 04:30

#2520 While looking at something far away, you try to use your mechanical eye to zoom in on it. (Maybe posted before, but I can't remember. I did this two days ago! :erg: )

Dia on 6/9/2006 at 19:36

Quote Posted by Poison Ivy

#2519 You start single-handedly making an anime version of Thief. :D

Don't forget to share it with the rest of us when you're finished Ivy! :cheeky:

nicked on 6/9/2006 at 20:00

2521: You get lost in real life and panic when you realise not only has the FM author not bothered to draw you a map but he's not given you a compass either!

The Woodsie Lord on 6/9/2006 at 20:14

#2522: You start walking through crowds, with a huge robe and a hood on, and see if people will just move aside for you.

#2523: On work, you ask for a break so you can do your necessary sacrifice for the Builder/Trickster

#2524: You start writing glyphs on walls and see if you can move through it.

#2525: You cower out of fear for orphanages and start running far away from it.

#2526: You keep visiting your local cathedral, sneak into the forbidden parts, looking for an Eye/Chalice.

#2527: Whenever you get into a fight on the streets, you take your staff from your belt and start waving it towards others.

#2528: You always leave a bottle of holy water besides your bed...just...for when it happens :P

Wow, lots of posts :P

Mikeys_Blade on 6/9/2006 at 21:31

#2529 You think you can quicksave before entering a bank to try to rob it.
#2530 you ultimately die when you try shooting "guards" with "gas" arrows. "but they have gas in them!" they aren't harmful!

Ardesco on 6/9/2006 at 21:37

#2531 You run around your office praising the Builder that there's no more white screen with the horrifying words: SERVICE UNAVAILABLE scrawled across it! :cheeky:

I know this one's a little late, but I'm still in ultra happy mode that I don't have to keep hitting refresh!

pavlovscat on 7/9/2006 at 01:23

#2532: You entirely forget that "bj" doesn't mean BlackJack in that other world. :o

The Woodsie Lord on 7/9/2006 at 16:25

#2533: You think MC Hammer is a method of punishment